Chickens!

[evil temptress]

Niceporch, don't bother coming to visit we would charge you more than that.

[Bug]

fucking rur-urban hipsters, two pages of posts about checkens. If you lived in the back-of beyond like michigan you'd not think much about chickens. People been growing them in their backyards here forever. But are we cool?? NO, you're cool, and we're a bunch of boho smucks. I hate you so much. Don't expect that chicken in your yard is going to make you the next thing now that boldering and fixed-gear bikes is passe.

[slim]

Two pages is only the beginning.

My circular saw is single speed, but my bike has 18. I sense some poultry related jealousy in your post. Were you denied a pet chicken in between the alcohol fueled family beatings that your father administered throughout your childhood? The frigid north can really take a toll on people.

[Bug]

Shut up about what you don't know. My friend Farmer John, just got 500 meat chicks last week, runs 400 egg birds, raises heirloom turkeys and sells at the farmer's market. http://www.harnoisfarms.com/ I know chickens, and saying that, I can tell you there is nothing to know about chickens.

[slim]

Farmer John is a fucking yokel. You know you can move right?

[Bug]

riiiight

suppose I should move to where all the pseudo hipster chicken raisers live?

[slim]

move somewhere that makes you less bitter. You don't have to hate your life.

[Lox]

Will you guys stop PECKING at each other?

Mothercluckers.

[joy]

Two pages is only the beginning.

My circular saw is single speed, but my bike has 18. I sense some poultry related jealousy in your post. Were you denied a pet chicken in between the alcohol fueled family beatings that your father administered throughout your childhood? The frigid north can really take a toll on people.

no alcohol necessary for family beatdowns, but if memory serves, porchie was scared of the chickens we had wayback in the day.

[Bug]

move somewhere that makes you less bitter. You don't have to hate your life.

I have a cush job. I don't need to move. Living in obscurity is the price.

Like life will be easier without Winter = myth

[Ikefromla]

Like life will be easier without Winter = myth

no ... fact. if level of comfort helps to make life "easier," which i feel it does, lack of winter is a goood thing. loving cali right about now. 65 degrees all of the days.

[Bug]

you use a macintosh too - because it's "easier"

so weak

[hweight]

you use a macintosh too - because it's "easier"

so weak

Defining life through suffering; how Puritan of you. "Strong work," so sayeth the Lord.

[Bug]

The Buddha says "life is suffering"

[Bug]

I'm deleteing all my posts from this thread. I cracked my ribs last week and am feeling very low.

It's fine if people want to grow chickens and live in warm places and use macintoshes and be happy

Really. I wish that such simple things could make me happy.

[joy]

you sound like one of the most miserable people ever. so glad I'm not you!

[hweight]

The Buddha says "life is suffering"

Pfft. Westerners co-opting Eastern traditions--how gauche.

[bostonlurk0r]

Analytical empathy is the virtue of the future.

Different but together != life is suffering

[hweight]

Different but together != life is suffering

That flirts with the Hegelian dialectic: "same in difference; different in sameness."

[Lox]

Or the old Texan dialectic of "six of one; half dozen of the other."