Diagnose my shoulder injury!

[Lox]

Dave Graham is the exception that proves the rule.

[Lox]

Rockports are for cockports, fyi.

[Lox]

I'd browse your mom, but I can't access tranny pronz on the work network.

I lol4realz everytime I read "cockport." It's may favorite "port-man-two."

If one could qualify as "on fire" from puns and mom jokes, I would SO be there right now.

[Lox]

It pains me to watch you try to perform a similar surgical quality turn-of-phrase with the butter knife that is your vocabulary.

[skav]

If that's your idea of a "surgical quality turn-of-phrase" you should stop reading so much Stephen King. The blunt instrument of your mind doesn't have the precision necessary for surgery.

[Lox]

If that's your idea of a "surgical quality turn-of-phrase" you should stop reading so much Stephen King. The blunt instrument of your mind doesn't have the precision necessary for surgery.

Clearly, you know a lot more about turn-of-shovel than turn-of-phrase.

Porch... perhaps you would be able to lol4realz if you weren't such a serious cockport.

[hweight]

The sexual tension in this thread is downright oppressive.

I suggest making sure that you all die before the year's out.

Hurry up.

[wild beast]

i haven't read consecutive posts that were that damn funny - like put my beer down and laugh 'funny' - since the old fuck mr. mizard and his drug popping ass lackey dropped off the b.shit scene.

^^^ that shit was gold. like scripted. HILARIOUS! ^^

VTP, is critiquing mens attire a Texas thing? i only ask 'cuz in a million years, i'da never come up w/ yours/lox's synopsis of another man's get-up. and you pegged it! i mean, how can you tell those are Dockers? that's insane. or something else [ i might add].