will n00bs ruin climbing?

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:06 pm

True dat. The only way to be authentic anymore is to stick to climbing chossy ice filled cracks at 18,000+ feet.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:02 pm

speaking of bros, i generally avoid patagonia dooshbaggery with the exception of the rugged vintage (circa 80's?) pilled-out fleece jacket I found in a northern NH thrift shop and wear like every day in the fall aaand a few free items of schwag from my last retail gig but ... last week riding back to the car after a long mtb ride i passed a patagucci hat that had been run over a few times lying in the gutter obviously blown off the head of a drunk frat boy in the back of a new silverado and left for dead cause daddy'll just buy me a new one. but i turned around to snag it of course. all smashed up. broken mesh. creased bill. nicely sun weathered. so i washed that bitch up and put it on and you know it looks real nice in a kooky sort of way.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:30 pm

mountainz wrote:speaking of bros, i generally avoid patagonia dooshbaggery with the exception of the rugged vintage (circa 80's?) pilled-out fleece jacket I found in a northern NH thrift shop and wear like every day in the fall aaand a few free items of schwag from my last retail gig but ... last week riding back to the car after a long mtb ride i passed a patagucci hat that had been run over a few times lying in the gutter obviously blown off the head of a drunk frat boy in the back of a new silverado and left for dead cause daddy'll just buy me a new one. but i turned around to snag it of course. all smashed up. broken mesh. creased bill. nicely sun weathered. so i washed that bitch up and put it on and you know it looks real nice in a kooky sort of way.



If I'd known you were into trashed hats, I'd have saved the Patagonia hat my dogs used to play tug-of-war for you.

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:25 pm

save me a dead dog.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby zirc » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:09 pm

mountainz wrote:save me a dead dog.

i am. can't wait to make you choke on his ashes.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:25 pm

dog ashes are my spinach.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:11 pm

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:50 pm

whatever gets the forearmz swole. ah ga ga ga.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:06 am

No chance your hipster chalk demo is gonna get me to switch from the tried and true 1 lb of Frank Endo blocks.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:39 pm

Preach the truth brother-man!!!!11111111
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:19 am

mountainz wrote:No chance your hipster chalk demo is gonna get me to switch from the tried and true 1 lb of Frank Endo blocks.



Truth... I bought a pound of Bison chalk some time during Clinton's first term, and it's still in the garage. I keep getting the blocks of Endo.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:57 am

if you greasing on my proj
i'm a beat you like a dog
if you sliming up my crimps
i'm a beat you like a pimp

they got tubes of liquid chalk
drying agents in that chalk
they got white in plastic jars
hipster chalk is too bizzare

(x2)
We got blocks
and blocks
and blocks
of Endo
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:56 pm

Just get a holster for this on your "chalkbag strap".

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:54 pm

spray it in a hipster's eyes.

i'm down.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:14 pm

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:19 pm

Always, I repeat, always have a backup can of WD-40...
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:18 pm

Saw a well-coiffed noobgirl today come out the locker room in black ballet stirrup leggins and a midriff sweater. Her friend was tagging along as one would expect. I watched her toss her hair, giggle to her friend and casually slide her bare feet into a pair of rental shoes.

Girl... that's NASTAY.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby toivo » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:02 pm

she will probably win.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:30 pm

No one wins in this scenario.
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