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by **zirc** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:26 pm

need ideas other than bang a hooker, smoke crack, or watch niceporch make out with another dood.

by **evil temptress** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:39 am

Get a chick pregnant.

by **Lox** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:19 pm

ride the rails like a hobo

by **RockPharmer** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:41 pm

Ride a chick and get a hobo pregnant.

by **toivo** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:13 pm

a synthesis of wishes.

anytime i have had to rush to some kind of satisfaction or conclusion seemed hardly worth it just for that. i would recommend just having the birthday, where what comes before is pretty irrelevant.

otherwise, in terms of the options, i think riding the rails seems most promising.

by **zirc** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:42 pm

evil temptress wrote:Get a chick pregnant.

happy birthday

by **Lox** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:45 pm

That should be their slogan!

by **jlane** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:51 pm

Maybe try TRT or roids for the FIRST time.

by **AlwaysLimping** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:50 pm

You could take the old lady on a weekend trip to ireland. Get drunk and sleep in a haunted 1,000 yr old castle. Send a rad problem called leftism on the eastern coast, rent a van and drive on the wrong side to the western coast and rent a surfboard. Try to catch one of the pitch black waves there while a storm brews overhead. Get lost in the giant circular streets of donegal, or vomit in the narrow cobblestone corridors of galway. Explore pagan ruins and enjoy wafers in your ice cream.

by **KIX** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:41 pm

have an out of body experience. at least once.

by **FreeHueco** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:06 am

Be able to honestly tell at least one of your friends, "Your mom was great last night!"

by **zirc** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:56 pm

I think i'm gonna try to get laid

by **evil temptress** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:57 pm

Wear a condom.

by **RockPharmer** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:25 pm

Can't get preggers in the butt. Duh.

by **zirc** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:33 pm

zirc wrote:I think i'm gonna try to get laid

check.

by **zirc** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:33 pm

evil temptress wrote:Wear a condom.

oops.

by **zirc** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:33 pm

jlane wrote:Maybe try TRT or roids for the FIRST time.

what is TRT?

by **jlane** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:42 pm

zirc wrote:
jlane wrote:Maybe try TRT or roids for the FIRST time.

what is TRT?

I've seen adverts on late night tv for something called testosterone replacement therapy.

by **zirc** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:32 pm

jlane wrote:
zirc wrote:
jlane wrote:Maybe try TRT or roids for the FIRST time.

what is TRT?
I've seen adverts on late night tv for something called testosterone replacement therapy.

oh yeh. took some of that rub into your elblows/knees crap already. not as strong as injecting.

by **toivo** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:59 pm

looking forward to all of this.

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