Chickens!

[Lox]

After I accept my prize, I have to go home and put water in Pmahnn's momma's dish.

[evil temptress]

I don't know, a life without dogs sounds kind boring. A piano doesn't great you everytime you get home. Also, chickens produce yummy delicious eggs.

[Ikefromla]

instead of having babies after we got married we got chickens. we win.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[evil temptress]

also forgot to mention gorilla is disqualified for having babies and cats.

[Lox]

They only greet you when you come home because they know you are going to let them out to go poop.

Poopmachines.

I'd still own one though.

[evil temptress]

They have a dog door so not really the reason...its because they love me and tolerate slim.

[Lox]

Dog doors are midget burgular dreamzones.

[evil temptress]

First they have to get through our 3 80 pounds dogs, not likely.

Have I mentioned what a redneck slim is becoming? He sits for hours in the kitchen looking out the back window for squirrels with his pellet gun propped up ready to go...He also puts a target back there occasionally to practice shooting.

[Lox]

Dogs love midgets. Its a fact.

And of course slim is turning into a redneck. Y'all live in Georgia. I'm sure you're turning into a peotch, too!

[evil temptress]

Well, he has always lived in Georgia so this should have been a lifetime, not recent thing.

One day I am going to come home and find out he bought a farm for us to live on.

[Lox]

He was just hiding his nature from you so he didn't scare off his progressive cali bride.

Also, farm dab. Ranchin' ftw.

[drater]

rudimentary quadruple post excavation point exhibition point exhibition .111

[evil temptress]

He was just hiding his nature from you so he didn't scare off his progressive cali bride.

Actually it isn't really redneck at this point, his behavior is more like Bill Murray in Caddyshack.

[Lox]

It's true.

Where I'm from, shootin' squirrels doesn't make you a redneck. Cookin' them into breakfast tacos does.

Yum.

[600#gorilla]

my experience is that pellets are too slow to kill rats.

.22cal is the way to go.

[evil temptress]

He's shooting squirrels, not rats.

[slim]

my experience is that pellets are too slow to kill rats.

.22cal is the way to go.

You need to get one of these:


Fires .22 Cal pellets. Has 4x glass scope. Shoots pellets plenty fast enough to headshot squirrels at 50 yards. Best hundo I ever spent. It's like a dollar a squirrel at this point and getting cheaper by the DAY!

[600#gorilla]

oh, i had to completely re-write my post because you posted before i did.

yeah, i think your rifle has got a little more "stopping power" than my crossman pistol.

i can see the pellet fly.

however,

scope?

not sporting.

[slim]

Who said this was for sport? This is a fucking VENDETTA.

Seriously though fighting squirrels in these parts is like standing up to the red army. Shoot one and ten pop up in it's place to eat your veggies and bird seed. I should start saving pelts and stitch myself a quilt or something.

[600#gorilla]

you've just brought a pidgeon infestation problem to mind............

who makes that rifle?