will n00bs ruin climbing?

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:26 pm

Lox wrote:Saw a well-coiffed noobgirl today come out the locker room in black ballet stirrup leggins and a midriff sweater. Her friend was tagging along as one would expect. I watched her toss her hair, giggle to her friend and casually slide her bare feet into a pair of rental shoes.

Girl... that's NASTAY.


so she lives dangerously and now has planters warts?

i'd hit it.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:45 am

mountainz wrote:
Lox wrote:Saw a well-coiffed noobgirl today come out the locker room in black ballet stirrup leggins and a midriff sweater. Her friend was tagging along as one would expect. I watched her toss her hair, giggle to her friend and casually slide her bare feet into a pair of rental shoes.

Girl... that's NASTAY.


so she lives dangerously and now has planters warts?

i'd hit it.


Where did you see low standards in Lox's description?
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:35 pm

at the words "rental shoes".
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:47 pm

BOOM.

In this case, you let porch try to pull trim. Either way it would be a spectacle.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:22 pm

hey girl, watch me flash this v5.

hold my chips.

*wink*
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:45 pm

I would pay to see 3 seasons of this on Netflix.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:06 am

Lox wrote:BOOM.

In this case, you let porch try to pull trim. Either way it would be a spectacle.



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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:02 pm

This really fucks up the whole #tryhard crew thing...
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby RockPharmer » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:54 pm

If criz can’t ruin boldering, no one can
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:21 am

Lox wrote:This really fucks up the whole #tryhard crew thing...



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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:35 pm

RockPharmer wrote:If criz can’t ruin boldering, no one can


but he did ruin bouldering.

him and his buddy ivan.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:07 pm

We literally never heard from Ivan again.

I should peep his insta!

edit: meh
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby RockPharmer » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:35 am

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby zirc » Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:54 pm

Lox wrote:We literally never heard from Ivan again.

I should peep his insta!

edit: meh

did you find anything? meh is right.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:16 pm

coffee shop drudgery... rockpharmers link is more entertaining
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby mountainz » Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:54 am

With all the seriousness in climbing these days, I actually find that tattoo pretty rad.
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