weekly favorite bouldering pic thread - new.age

[automated]

my inability to spell "rappel" only attests to my total detachment from roped faggotry, my devotion to bouldering.

LOLZERZ

[slim]

Wait, really? Hahahaha. Unless the crux is above his onsight limit and 20+ feet off the deck, that is very weaksauce.

Really. The crux IS very high up though. At least 4 porchlengths.

[Rock_Climbing_Sucks]

Well Lox deleted my post showing how very foolish those who posted above me were. Oh well. Point being I could crush any one of you on the mountain.

I am very sorry, but those were the only two climbing photos I have right now. You're going to have to wait for more of my shitty lowballs, Thulsa. I know you're really fucking excited!

[hweight]

At least 4 porchlengths.

4.5 inches isn't that high.

[skav]

Well Lox deleted my post showing how very foolish those who posted above me were. Oh well. Point being I could crush any one of you on the mountain.

I could crush you in a trash compactor.

[slim]

4.5 inches isn't that high.

I was referring to his five foot high oompaloompa physique.

Not at crux yet:


crux!


Send deception yet?

[Rock_Climbing_Sucks]

Well Lox deleted my post showing how very foolish those who posted above me were. Oh well. Point being I could crush any one of you on the mountain.

I could crush you in a trash compactor.

I could crush your family in a trash compactor. It'd put em all together so you'd only have to buy one Christmas present. Oh boy!

Hmm...what's the weather supposed to be like this week...

[hweight]

I have not sent Deception.

Even if you're not talking to me: I'm answering. I'll always answer, Slim.

[dm]

jesus titty fucking christ. SHUT THE FUCK UP about freeskiiing blah fuck dick tard.

Looks like a pretty flat landing. WTF?

[slim]

Its a flat landing and the problem is NOT THAT TALL ANYWAYS.

Jesus porchie sack the fuck up dude.

I even offered to show up with padz.

I thought crimperz were your bread and butterz?

[ScreamingMedic]

Well Lox deleted my post showing how very foolish those who posted above me were. Oh well. Point being I could crush any one of you on the mountain.

I am very sorry, but those were the only two climbing photos I have right now. You're going to have to wait for more of my shitty lowballs, Thulsa. I know you're really fucking excited!

you really don't seem to understand where you are do you?

life can be confusing

especially when you're coming off acid

[pmahnn]

You don't need insurance if you send.

[hweight]

says the little bitch who doesn't even climb outdoors.

Wow, do yo always get this bitchy when you get called out? It's kinda hot.



Your shoulders aren't that impressive.

[Whiteflash]

Send deception yet?

I have not gotten on it since the day you shot that photo. If you are done being diseased we should climb this weekend.

[pmahnn]

says the little bitch who doesn't even regularly climb outdoors.

Fixed. Accuracy is important if you wish to spray the insults.

[slim]

mistake me if i'm wrong, but aren't you covered by ET's health insurance?

I would if she and I were married. I have my own policy at this point.

[Ikefromla]

Its ... NOT THAT TALL ANYWAYS.

This is where I'm going. Looks like your feet would be barely over head height at that crux. Totally not that tall with decent padding. Thinkin it only looks tall cuz it's back east.

[dm]

So I think we're all in agreement - Niceporch is a pussy.

[Ikefromla]

That's just not true. Or in your own words (and in high pitched screech) "everyone knows me from the internet!"

[hweight]

"some people have to fall of a cliff to get noticed. i party."

- me

But when you party, you don't get high, cause you don't have health insurance.