Reflections from Font

[mountainz]

I'd move to France in a damn second. Fuck Texas.

Sandstone is Godstone.

Plus beautiful women, the finest wine, cheese, bagettes, and that rad dry Swiss sausage. Carving off mad slices with the Opinel. Serve it to a goddess in the sun shimmered meadows. That's the damn life.

[Lox]

Are you in Texas now?

On another note... I love peeing in my backyard. I have peed in my own backyard more times in the last month than in 5 years living in Germany. And I had a backyard most of those years, there is just very little privacy in Germany. Fuck yeh yard pissin.

[Lox]

La Marie Rose was a fuckin oven today... 75 degrees, full sun and no breeze. And still the noobs line up to grease up the first three footholds.

#smarmfest

[Lox]

Ps. No one in this photo sent the problem.

And this was before the crowd showed up...

[RockPharmer]

Wow. That makes me never want to go to font. Also, what’s up with the doofus in the helmet?

[Lox]

HAH.

That's my toddler in his pirate helmet. You can see his strider bike in the lower left of the frame, where noobz were almost falling on it. He was rippin up the trails with his homeboy.

To be fair, Marie Rose is the most popular moderate in the most popular area. There are so many better problems that are shaded and solitary, even on the holiday weekends. This was a big German holiday, so that explains all the big Germans in the pic...

[RockPharmer]

HAH x2. As soon as I typed that, I knew you were gonna come back with “hey, that’s my kid”

Europe also seems to be full of grade A backfat as well.

[Lox]

#lardonplusplus

If you came to visit, I would take you to the serene spots with more stellar climbs than backfat asshats. Sometimes you end up at tha cooove because your kid made a foret friend... at least the hecklin is good.

[FreeHueco]

Shit, that place looks more crowded than the gym on a snowy winter evening.

Where's the opposite of 'Bleau?

[Lox]

The Vulkaneifel in Germany. No crowds, a handful of problems, problems are all bad, terrible steep landings, choss quality rock and awful food. There are reasons people come here and avoid Glees... although one time Jan Hojer put up a hard eliminate there!!1

[Lox]

Font in the summer has a surprising amount of boldering action and even a lot of visitors climbing here. I mean... they are noobs from the Netherlands, but the psyche is high, as are the temps. Good for yellow circuits while the kid plays in the sand tho. The ticks are an issue.

Check yer 'nads people. The only lime disease you want is a margarita addiction.

[Lox]

Its been in the upper 90z here and no clouds in teh sky until epic blood moon night and now its Tstorms like a mofo.

The weather here finds exciting new ways to fuck you over!!1

[toivo]

weather can be like that. we have forest fires north and south of the cabin. lots of summer student employment around here getting dropped by helicopter onto fires.

[Lox]

Weather is stranger now. 77 and sunny last weekend, 47 and clouds and wind this weekend.

Gettin fuckin noice in this foret.

[Lox]

And now the rain begins. At least on a Monday morning. I was so worried about my lawn moss and I think in a month I will look back fondly on the days of barren, mossless lawn as I hack back endless mushrooms with a machete.

[Lox]

In other news... stellar boldering weather when it's not. And the wine is great when it is...

[Lox]

Update: still raining. The one day was an anomaly. No wonder 'fontsgiving' isn't a thing...

[toivo]

full on -20c winter here in northern ontario, so much snow! the ground is freezing well.

the only rock climbing is in the dog shed, out of doors, under the shed. radiant heater to thaw fingers between tries and to let the dogs sleep comfortably.

[toivo]

Update: still raining. The one day was an anomaly. No wonder 'fontsgiving' isn't a thing...

..'tis not the season for friction climbing in France.

it's cold outside.

we've burnt 2 cords of hardwood and half of the kindling already. #winterishereinCanada

[Lox]

I bought 4 steres of wood, packed the woodshed and have overflow stacked along the wall. Not burning that much during the weeks, but have had a fire going during waking hours since yesterday at lunch. I just wish I had a nice, efficient woodstove, rather than this drafty fireplace.

Smells nice though...