will n00bs ruin climbing?

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby zirc » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:09 pm

mountainz wrote:save me a dead dog.

i am. can't wait to make you choke on his ashes.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:11 pm

Worst superpower ever.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby RockPharmer » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:28 am

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:39 pm

Preach the truth brother-man!!!!11111111
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:19 am

mountainz wrote:No chance your hipster chalk demo is gonna get me to switch from the tried and true 1 lb of Frank Endo blocks.



Truth... I bought a pound of Bison chalk some time during Clinton's first term, and it's still in the garage. I keep getting the blocks of Endo.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:56 pm

Just get a holster for this on your "chalkbag strap".

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:14 pm

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:19 pm

Always, I repeat, always have a backup can of WD-40...
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:18 pm

Saw a well-coiffed noobgirl today come out the locker room in black ballet stirrup leggins and a midriff sweater. Her friend was tagging along as one would expect. I watched her toss her hair, giggle to her friend and casually slide her bare feet into a pair of rental shoes.

Girl... that's NASTAY.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby toivo » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:02 pm

she will probably win.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:30 pm

No one wins in this scenario.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:45 am

mountainz wrote:
Lox wrote:Saw a well-coiffed noobgirl today come out the locker room in black ballet stirrup leggins and a midriff sweater. Her friend was tagging along as one would expect. I watched her toss her hair, giggle to her friend and casually slide her bare feet into a pair of rental shoes.

Girl... that's NASTAY.


so she lives dangerously and now has planters warts?

i'd hit it.


Where did you see low standards in Lox's description?
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:47 pm

BOOM.

In this case, you let porch try to pull trim. Either way it would be a spectacle.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:45 pm

I would pay to see 3 seasons of this on Netflix.
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:06 am

Lox wrote:BOOM.

In this case, you let porch try to pull trim. Either way it would be a spectacle.



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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:02 pm

This really fucks up the whole #tryhard crew thing...
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby RockPharmer » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:54 pm

If criz can’t ruin boldering, no one can
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby FreeHueco » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:21 am

Lox wrote:This really fucks up the whole #tryhard crew thing...



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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

Postby Lox » Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:07 pm

We literally never heard from Ivan again.

I should peep his insta!

edit: meh
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

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