things that make you feel old

[Lox]

I'll never be able to look at Mitch McConnell the same way ever again.

Thanks.

[FreeHueco]

You're welcome.

[Lox]

Three goddamn children that speak in fucking complete sentences and shit. god damn.

You must have to get SUPER HIGH to deal with that.

[Betty]

Falling in love. Again. Damn.

And blimp, looks like you're raising a metal band. Congrats.

[blimp]

Falling in love. Again. Damn.

And blimp, looks like you're raising a metal band. Congrats.

thx yo. we call it "the growly music"

[slim]

ECFS hit your weak northeastern body hard

[Cardboard_Dog]

Too bad it wasn't actually the vagina.

Common mistake

[FreeHueco]

Things that make me feel old? Running into Tommy and having him say, "You look familiar..."; and remembering just how long it's been...

[Lox]

That baby looks chill af.

[FreeHueco]

That baby looks chill af.

#rockymountainhigh

[FreeHueco]

after all the uninformed media hype, i hope you let him know the real deal -- that the dawn wall was invalid af.

or you're not a true b.commer.

yeah let's like camp out at every anchor and session each pitch until it goes. in what universe does that count? for serious.

I reminded him how I used to kick his ass at Scrabble.


Every ascent of El Cap with a rope after my son was born is invalid... He was born at about the same time Honnold finished his solo.

[FreeHueco]

yeah but he does kick your ass at legit outdoor man eye wrinkles.

That's because I spent ten years of my life in a basement, putting the lotion on my skin.