So hot right now (still NSFW)

[John Wayne]

[bmxbandito]

http://www.lapolicegear.com/cmmg-tac-bacon.html

[600#gorilla]

I firmly believe that bacon has the potential to bring about world peace

what sort of red blooded tactical product would have this sort of bitch made quote right on the packaging?

sounds like a can-full of surrender.


with bacon flavoring.

[toivo]

Is it tactical bacon?

[toivo]

oh yeah... click the link. prescience over practicality, again.

i had thought that was just a prop in this b horror movie my honey was working on, a little bit zombie,. also shrn

[Cardboard_Dog]

boring

[600#gorilla]

[600#gorilla]

[efff]

i <3 boobies (that video needs more cleavage shots though...)

[Tronic]

Lurking friend: Blah blah blah boldering
Me: Stop lurking. Register and comment.
Lurking friend: The world doesn't need another niceporch.
Me: Ha!!! Don't flatter yourself.

[Lox]

[Lox]

Maybe y'all like this better... lulz.

[AlwaysLimping]

Haha!! bro wtf @ posting pics of the mole!! Did u know we straight up bury them under the street in nyc? It actually costs way more to disassemble and remove than youd believe. They arrive in pieces and are assembled underground over the course of several weeks, working around the clock.

My faggot brother, the bigshot foreman would be jerking off right now to the size of that tbm. Wonder how many ft/day theyre getting with it.

[600#gorilla]

yeah, nothing says 'boring' like a giant mole machine.

[Cardboard_Dog]

Maybe y'all like this better... lulz.

I normally don't comment on girl pics but uh .. i mean uh .. damn. I just want to put this girl on a toasted baguette with chicory, brie, and roasted peppers and eat her for breakfast.



I'm also very hungry.

[600#gorilla]

word.

[AlwaysLimping]

Nothing says misery like mining son. FML

[Lox]

You're a merman, dad, a mermaaaaaan??!?!?!

[AlwaysLimping]

Lol, when I first started a couple years ago I couldnt sleep at all, didnt think I could handle the stress of it, and it being a family trade for me....ALL I could think about was zoolander. Think im gettin the black lung, pop!!

Although these days Im plotting my escape...worried bout my fingers yo

[600#gorilla]

Refrain:
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
My darling Clementine,
You are lost for me forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Her noble father was the forman
Of ev'ry valued mine,
And ev'ry miner and ranchman
Was a brother to Clementine.

The foreman miner, an old forty niner,
In dreams and thoughts sublime,
Lived in comfort with his daughter,
His pretty child Clementine.

When far away, he would often pray
That in his sunny clime
No harm might overtake her,
His favorite nugget, Clementine.

When the day was done and the setting sun
Its rays they ceased to shine,
Homeward came the brawney miner
To caress his Clementine.

None was nearer, none was dearer,
Since the days of forty-nine
When, in youth, he had another
Who was then his Clementine.

She led her ducks down to the river,
The weather it was fine,
Stubbed her toe against a sliver,
Fell into the raging brine.

He heard her calling: father,
Her voice was like a chime,
But alas he was no swimmer,
So he lost his Clementine.

Later verses ?!
In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

Refrain:
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

2. Light she was, and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine,
Herring boxes without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.

3. Walking lightly as a fairy,
Though her shoes were number nine,
Sometimes tripping, lightly skipping,
Lovely girl, my Clementine.

4. Drove she ducklings to the water
Ev'ry morning just at nine,
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

5. Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles soft and fine,
But alas, I was no swimmer,
Neither was my Clementine.

6. In a churchyard near the canyon,
Where the myrtle doth entwine,
There grow rosies and some posies,
Fertilized by Clementine.

7. Then, the miner, forty-niner,
Soon began to fret and pine,
Thought he oughter join his daughter,
So he's now with Clementine.

8. I'm so lonely, lost without her,
Wish I'd had a fishing line,
Which I might have cast about her,
Might have saved my Clementine.

9. In my dreams she still doth haunt me,
Robed in garments soaked with brine,
Then she rises from the waters,
And I kiss my Clementine.

10. Listen fellers, heed the warning
Of this tragic tale of mine,
Artificial respiration
Could have saved my Clementine.

11. How I missed her, how I missed her,
How I missed my Clementine,
Til I kissed her little sister,
And forgot my Clementine.