by wild beast » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:18 am
^^ lox^ and i know you have to tread lightly 'cuz you live in the same town / your man splits with him / yoou.
AND...
i'll give you dum.
so i get off the chain. ahh... long week. need beer. and gas. so i go to GUESS WHAT?? a gas station that is both a liquor store and and a gas station combined.
i know you shit eaters hate to hear this, but GOD BLESS CAPITALISM: where a person can make some money out of a convenience.
so i double up. buy my gas, get some beer.. and 18 pack of Silver Bullets, in fact. i get a 6-er of Smirnoff Gayshit for this chic i am hooking it up with as well. all is fine and good and i leave.
since i changed my radiator hoses last weekened, i am thinking i need to get some more coolant. i stop at a 'Kragen' type place. they warn me to not get anytang but Toyota brand coolant or bad things happen. i decide that distilled water will suffice 'til i get the fucker flushed out proper and new coolant is put up in my bitch ass truck's gutz.
get to the grocery store to procure a gallon of distilled.. but a nigga can't help but notice that Coors Light is on sale for - get this - $19.99 for a THIRTY SIX PACK.. that's 36 beers. i just paid $12.99 for 18. how in the fucking hell can i pass this up. SO I DO IT!! JUST LIKE A CHEERLEADER ON PROM NIGHT I AM ALL IN. but that aint it.
as i am strolling back outta the Xpresslane, i halt my stepping ass and see.. you will never believe this in a BILLIONFUCKINGYEARS... GUINNESS FOUR PAX ON SALE.
i shit myself. right there in the store. crap in drawers, leaking out on my sox, i crap indeed.
i grap 2 - 4 packs at $6.99.
by the time i get home i have done the math. i realize that there is no fucking way i am going to [get this] fit 18 + 36 + 8 (16oz) bbbbBBbbeerz in the frizzerator. but then i come to my senses and make it all fit.
now, that may seem stupid to me.. and to you as well. but it TOTALLY felt stupid to me. i coulda figured out BEFORE i got the car parts store (kragen) that i couldn't mix coolants and that i'd need the real deal Toyota juice. which woulda made me go "Oh, I'll need to go to the grocery store to hook up the distilled water.. and i can buy beer there."
joy, i bet when this type of 'happenstance' thing happens to you, you just swallow and go "Well, at least I can't get pregnant this way. *gulp*... *giggles*"