N00bs in the Gym...

N00bs in the Gym...

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:25 pm

I was back in the gym tonight because my regular climbing partner is still recovering from having knee surgery in early April. That's not the story though...

So, I'm in the bouldering area after he left, and this ripped dude is standing under the problem I want to get on. I'm standing there like what the fuck is with the n00bs in the gym lately? It was effin Dave Graham. Damn n00bs...
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Re: N00bs in the Gym...

Postby mountainz » Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:26 am

DG is my favorite name drop too.

I would have told him, "Hey newb, you're greasing up my proj."

Which reminds me of the time my ex told this weird old dude in a helmet who was sweat groping my proj at HP40, "Can you chalk up, he's [me] about to send this." He was like "Oh yeah sorry no biggie." Right after he left, we realized it was John Sherman.

That's a true damn story.

Did you get see DG cry?
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Re: N00bs in the Gym...

Postby FreeHueco » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:32 pm

One of my friends pointed out that this is textbook Alpha Male behavior.

Pft, he doesn't even have the hardest redpoints of anyone I've seen in the gym.
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Re: N00bs in the Gym...

Postby Lox » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:22 pm

But did you send, porch? With all that sweet vermsweat to help you out?
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Re: N00bs in the Gym...

Postby mountainz » Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:29 pm

Yep.

The Verm can confirm.
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Re: N00bs in the Gym...

Postby Lox » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:50 pm

vermsweat so powerful
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