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My first submission wrestling tournament.


Oh so hot.

What is it about the three words "good midget porn" that they never apply all at once?

Good job on pwning that poor young guy. It was prolly your miasma that cinched the deal. Or did you whisper sweet nothings in his ear?

Sorry for not believing you when you said you needed to practice.


First time wrestling competitively ever? Or just this type?

just punch that fat fucker in the face

was that in slow-mo for any particular reason? at least the first 35 seconds were.

anyways, looks like you are going bald on top. too many U-turns under the sheets? yamulka wearing the hair down up there?

i bet it helps to really stink in the underarms and crotch

elblat wrote:What is it about the three words "good midget porn" that they never apply all at once?

Good job on pwning that poor young guy. It was prolly your miasma that cinched the deal. Or did you whisper sweet nothings in his ear?

Huh, I always figured the 'good' part was redundant. What's not good about midget porn? Especially when I'm in it.

As hard as it might be to believe I'm not that smelly when I grapple. The threat of ringworm and staph makes me shower obsessively. That and the pressures of rolling around with muscular young men forces me to seek relief. Also, prefer I staring deep into their eyes over the whispering.

skav wrote:Sorry for not believing you when you said you needed to practice.


First time wrestling competitively ever? Or just this type?

I used to wrestle many, many years ago (>20 years). First time doing submission wrestling.

WB - slow-mo?

hahaha when he reset you guys you had a scarfhold but when he moved you to the middle you started in full side-control. nice win though.