SHIT EATERS SUDDENLY NSFW

SHIT EATERS SUDDENLY NSFW

Postby wild beast » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:30 am

WELL... lols, the socialist republik of Kalifornia has finally lost it'z mind.

it is hiring 740 "garbage Nazis" (prolly shit eaters doing nothing anywayz..) to ensure that "trash" is getting dumped correctly. that is, they look in your TRASH CANS to make sure you aren't tossing recyclable waste.. products in the trash. you have to put them in a blue box. beer cans. bottles. other shit eater taxed shit eater stuff.

GARBAGE POLICE!! THEY WILL FINE YOU.. GIVE YOU A FUCKING TICKET IF YOU PUT RECYCLABLES IN YOUR FUCKING TRASH... WHOA.. HAVE YOU SHIT EATERS FINALLY GONE TOO FAR OR ARE YOU STILL HOPING THAT "OH'S MYS GODZORZ.. TEHZ DRUGZORZ WILLZ GETZ L3G4LIZEDZORZ BY T3H KOMMUNNIST SHIT BAG AND EVERYTHINGZORZ WILL BE GOODZORZ??""

not only that.. LOLs.. you shit eating shitfucks.. i live in a very nice place. it's a triplex with me and 1 other person who is never here. on the other side is a duplex. we all share a dumpster.

NOT ANYMORE!! NOT UNDER THE SHIT EATER LAWS!! we have to each have our own trash can. one i couldn't fill up in a month. now there's going to be FIVE. FIVE OF THEM.. most shit eaters like yourself can not count past the number 'obama'. so that and a blue box.

AND.. all this goes on the street. where we PARK. so now there.. GET THIS YOU FUCKING SHIT EATER BRAIN DEAD IDEALIST LOSER FUCKBABS.. 10 BOXES OF EMPTY OR 1/2 FULL SHIT on the street instead of ONE nice neat dumpsters.

LOLs... you fucking brain dead worthless idealist no good retarded socialist communist retarded shit eating pieces of fuck. lols. oh yeah, rent goes up because we no longer have a communal dump.

i know you think you are smart. but remember that socialism doesn't require thinking. just do as the government tells you. automony? pfft.. just go with the flow, commrade.

i know you think you know shit from Shinola, despite stepping in a pile of something a dog made and shining your shoes with it then licking your fingers.

but this is fucking INSANE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHIT EATERS HAVE LOST YOUR FUCKING MINDS!!! FORCING PEOPLE TO USE SOMETHING THAT IS SO FUCKING STUPID!! ONE FUCKING DUMPSTER VERSUS TEN??!!

so fucking shit eater idealist!! i mean, people who recycle take there shit to the recycler for CASH. why would they put it in this blue box? THAT is why this shit eater idealist state is doing this. so people will put their SHIT in a blue box!! MAYBE THERE'S A SHIT EATER ON THE OTHER SIDE THAT WANTS TO EAT THIS SHIT?!

man.. what a bunch of fucking brain dead blue balled baby fucking losers you shit eaters are.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby wild beast » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:38 am

sry... had to do this.

go on about your business (eating shit and imagining how you a shit eater like yourself could make a shit country like the United States into a great country).
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby skav » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:15 am

Seriously, why don't you move? Cali is choss. Your state is governed by children. It might suck to uproot yourself and find a new job, but fukkkkkkkkkk. 3 small dumpsters/bins would actually be sensible. Paying people to look in other peoples trash, aside from the privacy concern, is just retarded.

I suggest you start shitting in a bag (or pick it off the floor and place it in a bag) and toss that in the dumpster.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby actionhero » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:29 am

Seriously, WB, just skimming the first coupla lines makes my head hurt. You may have interesting/valid things to day, but you couch it in so much bullshit no one can or will read or comprehend what you are saying. It's like your computer knows you, and when you start pounding the keyboard with your fists in frustrated rage, the computer automatically starts typing rants for you.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby pmahnn » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:50 am

wild beast wrote: most shit eaters like yourself can not count past the number 'obama'.
I found this humorous.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby Lox » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:10 am

Dude. If you are already correctly separating your garbage, you have nothing to worry about and should have no problem with this.

Only a criminal doesn't recycle.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby elblat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:27 am

Some places it might make sense to save the taxpayer money.

In our community, the landfill is getting too full. A lot of what is going in there could be recycled. To build a new landfill costs a shitload of money. To recycle costs very little. It would prolly be cheaper to pay some dude to sort that shit out than build a new landfill, according to the consultant that the county hired.

Also, KKKalifornia prolly wants the fines revenue to pay for digital TVs for immigrants WB.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby wild beast » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:58 pm

skav wrote:Seriously, why don't you move? Cali is choss. Your state is governed by children. It might suck to uproot yourself and find a new job, but fukkkkkkkkkk. 3 small dumpsters/bins would actually be sensible. Paying people to look in other peoples trash, aside from the privacy concern, is just retarded.

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why would that be sensible? there's 5 units using one large centralized place. we don't have to bring this fucking POS big ass green dumpster + a stupid fucking blue box down to the CURB. the dump truck goes back there and picks it up. and where do we store these monstrosities?

it's so fucking ill conceived that only a dyed in the wool group of shit eaters could have conceived of this. and they did. FUCK.

shit eaters... it's like fucking brain dead morons are taking over the world. all these "idealist" how it s/b fucking worthless laws. like you shit eaters are all about "Better Living Through More Laws and More Taxes".

fuckeeeeen shit eaters.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby skav » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:16 pm

Separate glass from aluminum/plastic and trash. Should make processing easier and reduce the problem of sorting things that stupid fuks like yourself put in the wrong bin. Overall volume of trash shouldn't increase so space shouldn't be an impossible problem. Doing a CBA to work out the kinks should be easy.

Now answer the first part, dumbass.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby wild beast » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:34 pm

skav wrote:.. CBA ...


the CBA for shit eaters? RAISE TAXES. FORCE PEOPLE TO GO ALONG WITH STUPID SHIT OR GIVE THEM FINES.

fuckeeeen shit eaters.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby Salathe » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:58 pm

beast wanna buy a 1995 grand cherokee limited? its in ridgecrest...
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby wild beast » Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:29 pm

is there naked pictures of your wife laying naked on a beach and her grabbing her ankles in other pics sitting in the glove box? then NO.

why is your jeep out this way?

funny how Ridgecrest (including Prineville) are the Mecca of junk car lots. i guess the fuckers take it really serious too.

i am actually thinking about buying a house. there's this bad ass one on 7.8 acres. in town. hot tub and a cold tub. lots trees and bushes. even a neat lawn. outside is like 'artsy rustic'. someone who was into pottery lived there. there's a commercial kiln and and homemade one. the kitchen is SICK. fucking fantastic.. all tile countertops hella old school. big ass 2 gar garage and another detached 2 garage and a room in there as well. 2.5 bathrooms.

i just don't know wtf i'd do with a house. i can keep socking the coin away 'til i can pay CASH for a place. like, fuck you bank, i am taking my money, don't need a loan and FUCK your mortgage. bam... here it is. paid in full and fuck your interest rate, bitch.

totally NOT a shit eater move. a shit eater move would be to have a shitty job, be on welfare, get a fucking loan and spend it like you are n* rich and then default on the loan and bitch and moan and get jesse jackson and al sharpton to be all "they forced this bad loan on them."
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby Salathe » Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:53 pm

i blew the engine up at horseshoe meadows last week and got it towed to ridgecrest (100 miles). super fun hitchhiking home in 112 degree heat.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby wild beast » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:55 pm

well that was kinda stupid of ya, don't ya think?

i bet you got some nice monsoon action up there.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby speedy1600 » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:10 pm

Tile counter tops are choss....
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby skav » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:32 pm

Who the fuck are you to say people don't deserve a home of their own? A home with slate or stainless steel counters, civilized. With a lawn. And a dog. And central heating and cooling.

You're a dick.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby joy » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:44 pm

speedy1600 wrote:Tile counter tops are choss....

yes, yes they are. I have them now, and they are the closest thing to choss about my kitchen. The cutting boards wobble and you can't roll dough out on that shit WTF. If it weren't for the ability of tile to deal with heat, I'd almost rather have even shitty formica. Almost.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby Lox » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:54 pm

Get eightmica, it's twice as good.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby toivo » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:37 pm

we've got tile. it's my parents' kitchen. joy's right- difficult to roll on. i guess the vindication is to serve supper out of the pot. it's something.
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Re: SHIT EATERS

Postby wild beast » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:47 pm

lols. some ditzy bleeding heart shit eater going and knocking on some old coot's door and giving her shit for the sake of sensationalist bleeding heart shit eater "good".


lols..."shit eaters". so fucking useless. i bet some bleeding heart liberal shit eater makes up some law that you cant' hang signs over doors or some other stupid worthless dumbshit shit eater bleeding heart [demo]crap.
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