Whys this place so dead?

[Shaft]

bump

[Lox]

NEVER FORGET.

It's like we used to lure noobs in here with the promise of robust boldering discussion and then WHAM oh you just got your dome rocked, son!!1 But now, we don't even want to bother with noobs or proving how awesome all our lives are because we did that, we know how awesome we each are, how in our respective fields, our areas, our local scenes we are the alphapeeps. Without anything to prove, we just come here and stare at each other's posts, like regulars eyeing each other across the bar from their prospective stools, going shot for shot, silently, judgementally. Eyes narrowed to slits, waiting for the other to make the first move. Its because the internet isn't anonymous anymore, we are all tweeting each other, we are all facebook friends, we all got jobs where we have to wear bigboy pants and a thousand other reasons. And even though the world has moved on, I for one am ecstatic this place still exists, that I can peek in on who we were, back when we were kings and the scene lay in ruins at our mighty feet.

Well said

Story of my life...

[Lox]

NEVER FORGET.

It's like we used to lure noobs in here with the promise of robust boldering discussion and then WHAM oh you just got your dome rocked, son!!1 But now, we don't even want to bother with noobs or proving how awesome all our lives are because we did that, we know how awesome we each are, how in our respective fields, our areas, our local scenes we are the alphapeeps. Without anything to prove, we just come here and stare at each other's posts, like regulars eyeing each other across the bar from their prospective stools, going shot for shot, silently, judgementally. Eyes narrowed to slits, waiting for the other to make the first move. Its because the internet isn't anonymous anymore, we are all tweeting each other, we are all facebook friends, we all got jobs where we have to wear bigboy pants and a thousand other reasons. And even though the world has moved on, I for one am ecstatic this place still exists, that I can peek in on who we were, back when we were kings and the scene lay in ruins at our mighty feet.

Well said

Story of my life...

[ScreamingMedic]

A new thread getting past two pages?

A thread bump and a double post on the same page?

Coming out of slumber or just the nocturnal rumblings of the b.cum giant?

[jlane]

more like the end stage autolysis and putrefaction of the corpse. some faint gaseous emissions before the final withering, drying up and blowing away.

[Lox]

Well said

[zirc]

post mortem nail and hair growth

[Lox]

Serious on beyond zebra shit yo....

[zirc]

ninjas

[zirc]

ninjas

quad post++++

[Pru]

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[effff]

Pru comes out of retirement with that???

speaking of dead, irrelevant websites www.newenglandbouldering.com is attempting a(nother) comeback...

[drater]

Just got done flashing all the v1's in the gym. Fell off all the v2. Fondled the pink tape roof route but feet never left the carpet.

Worst post ever contender.

Huge text post is huge, thanks droid.

[stonefiend]

Fingers are getting snapped up in a city where they add a 1 behind the 0 in v0.

[trashman]

Babies. Goddamn babies. All these regulars decided to put their extra time and energy into having kids. Turned b.com into a ghost town.

What a shame.

Not only that, but the groms who started out here are now old men losing their minds.

http://www.mountainproject.com/v/help-locate-a-missing-person-in-the-climbing-community/108773511

But at least he did the Mandala.

So he's got that going for him, which, you know, is nice.

[toivo]

that would be nice, to climb the mandela.

too much snow still for any outdoor climbing here:

https://twitter.com/NipissingTrails

#winteriscoming

[Shaft]

First pru, now trashman, whoa.