American Ninja Warrior

[RockPharmer]

Noah Kaufman shutting the competition down. The competition being has-been girl gymnasts.

[RockPharmer]

Correction. 10th place isn't exactly shutting it down.

[toivo]

No shame getting crushed by gymnasts. The lighter they come the harder you fall, ninja.

[RockPharmer]

Full run including the scripted hand-job interview

[Lox]

Yeh... where did he place in the quals?

I hear the denver one is going to be entertaining with that Isaac Jesus dude, .

[ipoach]

Qualifying round is v3. v4 tops.

[600#gorilla]

Correction. 10th place isn't exactly shutting it down.

lol, i saw this last night.

Noah could have placed higher as he pretty much crushed each obstacle. However, he spent a lot of time celebrating and mugging for the camera and that definitely cost him some time.

[ipoach]

buncha rock climbers gonna be on the denver one tonight and tomorrow.

[Lox]

More doping than the Tour de France at the Denver Ninja Warrior race.

[Lox]

So what happened with this?

Did EMA win?

[skav]

After finishing the course in record time, EMA tour the spine from the announcer and declared himself master of the known universe.

Due to its graphic content, this footage will never be aired.

[RockPharmer]

ZOMG! ANW 2K14 starts TONIGHT! Which will prove to be the better asset: core strength or upper body strength? Will the parkours finally best the rock climbers? Ooooo.... I'm getting all tingly.

[Lox]

So what happened? Did Noah crush?

Can I live vicariously through those of you with US tv?

[RockPharmer]

He didn't compete in the Venice Beach comp, though they did take care to drop his name a few times. Naturally, he did show up in last season's highlight reel.

[Lox]

Keep the updates coming, yo!

[zirc]

so did anything happen? wtf? what channel is this shit on? I used to watch it all the time.

[RockPharmer]

Some chick beat her boyfriend. WHADDA DOUCHE!

[Lox]

Domestic violence just ain't funny, yo...

[Lox]

Post results from tonight, yo!

[AlwaysLimping]

Was on last week, father son team competed... dad snapped his achilles tendon on the warped wall. He didn't make a peep, couldn't believe it. Sounded like a gunshot and I expected him to be writhing. Tough old cunt.