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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby Bug » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:44 am

Speak English you moron. What the fuck did you learn to talk in a ghetto someplace?
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby Pru » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:27 pm

eat my fuck, asshole
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby skav » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:10 pm

Bitter bike shop employees are always fun. Fuckers are lucky their shops are even able to stay in business considering the limited selection, relatively high cost, and fact that anyone with 1/2 a working brain and an internet connection can upkeep a commuter. And they don't even have the ferules I need for my early 90s conversion. Assholes.
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby norskagent » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:00 pm

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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby pmahnn » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:07 pm

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby effff » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:32 pm

replace rubbermaid with cooler full of ice and beer and that would be the best bike evar!!!!
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby pmahnn » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:40 pm

A kegorator chilled by pedal power would also be wicked.
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby effff » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:45 pm

humanpoweredkegeratorFTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby lerp » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:45 pm

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Re: This thread is about bikes

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Re: This thread is about bikes

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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby VTP » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:41 pm

dab.

imean..

aw shit, you fixed it.
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby pmahnn » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:23 pm

http://www.theprovince.com/travel/Cycli ... story.html
A new group, Critical Manners, has emerged after Friday’s controversial Critical Mass ride in Vancouver.

The first Critical Manners Bike Ride will be on Aug. 14 in downtown Vancouver.

According to organizer Jennifer Watkiss, the riders will stay in bike lanes and obey all traffic rules.

“We ride Friday August 14th at 6:00pm through the streets of Vancouver,” Watkiss said on her website.

“We’ll be easy to miss, since we’ll be staying in bike lanes or on the far right side of the road, obeying all traffic signals and otherwise doing our best to share the road effectively with all other vehicles and pedestrians.”

Friday’s Critical Mass ride attracted more attention than usual after police issued a warning to drivers to avoid the downtown core due to traffic disruption. All traffic stops each time the long line of cyclists passes.

This weekend is particularly busy because of the World Police and Fire Games and the Gay Pride Parade.

This led to calls for a crackdown on the monthly event and the revelation that Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson attended a Critical Mass ride last summer and appealed to participants for their vote.

Vancouver councillor Geoff Meggs warned Friday that the event had to change to avoid “serious enforcement.”

Mary Sherlock said Critical Mass, which is one of more than 325 worldwide, is necessary to show the huge challenges cyclists face on roadways.

“Critical mass is when I feel safe,” the 59-year-old said. “On a daily basis I have drivers going around the wrong route in a traffic circle, swearing at me.”

Vancouver police met with ride representatives on Friday morning and told them where road closures had been planned and areas to avoid.

Up to 2,000 cyclists — some donning costumes and bicycles rigged with balloons to keyboards — gathered at the Vancouver Art Gallery at 5 p.m. and rode over the Cambie, Granville, Burrard and Lions Gate bridges, ending up at Kits Beach.

Police along with corkers — essentially human shields — blocked traffic for the protesters.

“Aside from a couple of verbal exchanges between cyclists and drivers, it seemed overall there was less tension and more respect between motorists and cyclists,” said Vancouver police Const. Jana McGuinness.

Vancouver police poured out liquor and saw some cyclists smoking marijuana during the Critical Mass bicycle ride, she said.

One woman fell off her bike and injured her arm.

Watkiss said the Critical Manners ride was established in San Franciso in 2007 in reaction to Critical Mass rides that were “getting out of hand.”


I support this.
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby VTP » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:53 pm

soboredattheofficeomfg.
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flask mount under teh seat. wewt.
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:30 pm

Where are all the pics of you TARDS actually riding your bikes?

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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby effff » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:19 pm

he's drafting off the fat woman, hoping to win the stage in a sprint...
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:57 pm

niceporch wrote:that fat woman IN THE SADDLE is crushing you in the mountain stage.

nice try.


I see you're still teh same douche in version 413 of b.com as you were in version 1...
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:26 pm

As long as you can admit it... I know it works for me too.

My fiancee and I had a great time riding the Canadian Rockies this weekend...
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby effff » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:47 pm

you sir, are the fucking idiot for posting a pic of your fiance in spandex and NOT expecting derogatory comments...
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Re: This thread is about bikes

Postby FreeHueco » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:26 pm

I can't think of anything nice to say to you, so I'll demonstrate it with a picture I took in New Zealand...

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