fred, a narrative

fred, a narrative

Postby zirc » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:33 pm

fred's proj. le lent dela quiet moles

ho hum, just looking for holds, anyone see anything worth grabbin?
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oh lookey there, an unscrubbed lichenous hold. perfect for the sit start to my new v14
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where to go now, i guess i could just mantle over onto this fugly slab, OR!
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OMG!! OMG!! i COULD, climb to the top of this rig, and DOWNCLIMB TRAVERSE THAT STEEP FACE!!!!
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hello MR SNAIL!
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mmm, V14 DYNO BITCHEZ!!!! hold it, hold it.
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come on FOOT, CATCH that hold that should be the start to the first eliminate straight up!
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GALL DURN!!! Got it. Downclimb traverse, commencing.
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DAGGGGggg sonnnn! i'm good. I should euro chalk blow on this v14 vinny. bishes have no clue.
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come on foot. stay on the second giant obvious start hold for a straight up problem. DON'T SLIP PUH-LEASE!!!
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no one will notice this.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. feels so good. nother sinker v14 hold. these fools will never repeat this.
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quick, v14 FACE! WUUUUUUTTTT!!! SONS. y'all can't deal with these incuts.
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so diesel right now. This ones for you steve jobs. stop. APPLE TIME.
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DAMN, if they could do that, at least i know, they'll never pull this top out. repeaters DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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you can't make this shit up
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby ipoach » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:36 pm

wow criz
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby Lox » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:54 pm

Well... someone had to outdo the Florida v13.
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby mountainz » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:52 am

zirc wrote:where to go now, i guess i could just mantle over onto this fugly slab, OR!
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if you can heel hook that lip, then isn't it legit to use your feet on it any way you wish? So if I walked all easy breezy up the edge of that lip on the slab side, I could claim the ascent right?

new beta downgrade bitch.
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby serachad » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:39 am

Hahahaha, I love this post!
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby Ikefromla » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:26 am

zirc wrote:no one will notice this.
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hahahahahaha amaaaaazing.
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby roddy st james » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:44 pm

haha great post!!! there would still be a lot more to say...
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:51 pm

NOOOBS!!!

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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby toivo » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:01 pm

reminds me of morrison, except more light.

no idea who the yelling guy is, or fred.
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby serachad » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:46 am

toivo wrote:no idea who the yelling guy is, or fred.


You're lucky...
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby actionhero » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:59 am

Looks worse than Tucson choss.
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby roddy st james » Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:07 pm

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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby zirc » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:17 pm

apparently downward traverses are aesthetic?
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby AlwaysLimping » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:34 pm

as a gumby, this thread makes me wonder what kind of faggotry ive gotten myself involved with
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby zirc » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:18 am

fred can part the ocean
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby SphereHead » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:03 pm

actionhero wrote:Looks worse than Tucson choss.

no, tucson is definitely worse
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby Lox » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:04 am

I make a glue...
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby actionhero » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:18 pm

Lox wrote:I make a glue...


Wow, already a local.
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby Lox » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:16 am

Speaking of which, we should kick it. I can show off my infectious personality.
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Re: fred, a narrative

Postby KIX » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:56 am

Lox wrote:my infectious personality.



the antibiotics didnt work?
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