Blimp + Kwink=baby
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:49 pmWay to ejaculate blimp!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:28 pmCongrats!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:44 pmpics or invalid
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:28 amCongratulations!
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:57 amniceporch wrote:Congrats. I'm happy for you. Kinda ...
I don't quite understand the appeal of having a child. Don't people realize that for a fraction of the cost of raising a child, you can buy a Corvette? A fucking Corvette. A Corvette will never cry all night. A Corvette will never puke on your shirt. And a Corvette will never "accidentally" smash the neighbor's kitten with a hammer. The counter intuitive awesomeness of this is that a Corvette will ultimately consume a lot less fossil fuels in its lifetime than the baby.
Overpopulation is perhaps our greatest threat to ourselves. This is my plea to the world. Stop having babies and start buying Corvettes.
A corvette will never crush your projects and watch you crying in the corner.
Re: Blimp + Kwink=baby
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:27 amWord Blimp. Congratulations!
yo porch.. corvettes (i'd never drive one) and other cars like M3's are designed to lure in potential mates for reproductive action. nice cars are worthless without the notion of sex right? that being said, i'd rather not be with someone because of my car, so I choose not to own one. around here, a beat ass chromoly fixie without logos will more likely do the trick. either that, or a folding bike in the subway.
yo porch.. corvettes (i'd never drive one) and other cars like M3's are designed to lure in potential mates for reproductive action. nice cars are worthless without the notion of sex right? that being said, i'd rather not be with someone because of my car, so I choose not to own one. around here, a beat ass chromoly fixie without logos will more likely do the trick. either that, or a folding bike in the subway.
Re: Blimp + Kwink=baby
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:52 amkids are way better than climbing except when they prevent you from climbing.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:56 pmthanks everyone, he is amazing.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:27 pmWell done!
Is how I like my babies served.
Is how I like my babies served.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:33 pmgood job.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:14 amHolding my sick daughter right now. Congrats and enjoy.
And what Kix said is spot on.
And what Kix said is spot on.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:27 pmCongrats guys. I just had a baby boy on 1/27/11.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:31 pm
here he is, born on the 29th at 12:33am
Re: Blimp + Kwink=baby
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:06 pmwhat did it take you, like 4, 5 days to get it from facebook to b.com?
cute kid. bringing him to Hueco next winter?
cute kid. bringing him to Hueco next winter?
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:38 pmIkefromla wrote:what did it take you, like 4, 5 days to get it from facebook to b.com?
cute kid. bringing him to Hueco next winter?
he'll be sending your projects by then!
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:42 pmwith those genes, odds are yes.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:43 pmIkefromla wrote:cute kid. bringing him to Hueco next winter?
yup, got the Pack N Play™ and everything
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:53 pmCongratulations!! My baby boy is due May 1st.