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I just wretched into my beer. You lot have turned into biggest bunch of pussies on the planet. No slander, all a bunch plastic, insincere platitudes. Everyone should just moved to Boulder and get it fucking it over all ready. I hope you get cancer.

learn to handle your alcohol

doosh.

it's b.com not bcom.

I WILL RAPE YOUR UNBORN CHILD.

Slander had gotten so ... meh. How many ways can you say you're weak/effete/fat/mom's a whore/mom's fat and I'm clearly superior? Furthermore, who can bring the hate better than wb? No one. And we got tired of him.

So, basically, move on or go fuck yourself.

Big talk from a dude who's name means "gentle kiss on the cheek."

actually,

you guys that felt like you needed to post after zirc had clearly handled the matter - you guys are douches.

peck, busted - drunk poster out of control!

lol.

600#gorilla wrote: you guys are douches.

My douchiness was never under scrutiny; it was the manifestation of that douchiness--or the lack thereof--that peck, the lightweight, felt the need to point out.

So, to review: me, asshole, but not always here, because it's often boring. You, poor reader. Stick to the photo threads, honey. You do better with books that have pictures.

I hope peck, the lightweight, is feeling better, at least for now.

eeew, don't call me honey. gross.

at least peck can claim that he was appropriately drunk last night.

what's your excuse this morning, mr. weight to height ratio?

too many corn dogs?

that might explain your salty disposition.

heading to Black Forest today Peck.

gonnna piss on your unfinished projects. if not by sending, then literally.

and having tasted your homebrew concoctions, I am sure that wretching in it made it significantly better.

600#gorilla wrote:eeew, don't call me honey. gross.

Oh, you know you felt that special tickle in your bottom, that twinge in secret and holy place.

600#gorilla wrote:too many corn dogs?

that might explain your salty disposition.

Like there's such thing as too many corndogs. That would just be . . . I mean, I can't even imagine a number that big. That's just crazy talk.

Peck's hate is even weaker than niceporch's. The OP makes me think someone hasn't had his snack today. You should go plan a tea party together since neither of you can hold your liquor. Peck has all the dolls handy, just gotta blow 'em up.

lol. like there's anything secret, or holy, about my special place.

hweight wrote:Like there's such thing as too many corndogs. That would just be . . . I mean, I can't even imagine a number that big. That's just crazy talk.

you have a point.

eating one corndog is the same as eating all of the corndogs.

600#gorilla wrote:
eating one corndog is the same as eating all of the corndogs.

Remember: when you eat a corndog, you're eating every corndog that your corndog has ever been with.

Use protection: take Lipitor!

i've only been with one corndog - that i can remember.

it was after an especially long and rowdy night of drunk posting.

i can still see her laying there with that stupid blue,

yellow and orange cap on her head.

and 2 weeks later, you got a shot to get rid of your multicolored head. But it was totally worth it.

it's almost like you were spying on me.

600#gorilla wrote:it's almost like you were spying on me.

I was that corndog. Sorry about the infection.

i don't mind saying that it totally was not worth it.

i immediately moved on to tarts.

I don't understand...What does all this have to do with sodomy?