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I'm feeling 195 these days...

i am negative 10#'s from two weeks ago,

which makes me five #'s less than you feel.

Learn to metric, troglodytes. 70kg.

I keep getting the "form invalid" response; the poll clearly knows that I'm too heavy for my height.

Dude, my name is "hweight": low height, high weight.

I win?

i am weighed in STONE. not lbs. tyvm.

i am weighed in stoned too bro

that's heavy, dude.

niceporch wrote:i met hweight.

he is indeed fat.

Thank you for the endorsement.

I'm too old and too fucked up in the knees and shoulders and hips and I like to eat good food too much and drink beer too much to bear reliable witness to my weight (I used to be really really skinny though, so I had something to go downhill from..)

Sonnie Trotter?

would be more amusing to have how many pounds you're currently over your "fighting weight" by.

Since I busted my hip I've gone from 165 to hovering around 150 soaking wet. Chickenlegs like whoa.

last month all my pants started not fitting. i believe but have not confirmed that i'm no longer 128 pounds. the belly goes out instead of in.

malachi wrote:would be more amusing to have how many pounds you're currently over your "fighting weight" by.

maybe a few pounds or so around the love handles but that might require giving up beer, however, I'm perfectly willing to fight at this weight.
and age. bring it.

efff wrote:

KIX wrote:I may be old and confused but last time I looked I do not have a gut.

low blow. lol.

maybe they used that photochop "big fat gut" filter.

last time i saw that much blubber was "he-who-shall-not-be-named"'s backfat photos...

"they said the weight gain was too much..."

damn, forgot the filter.

looking good old barrel.

looks like you're on a Laird?

thinking about lake cruising with the idea

that i might get in shape to travel to the

beach w/ it in time. (all malachi's fault!)

(currently have to catch waves on my knees)

hows flatwater cruising on what you're riding?

(12' laird? as opposed to one of those flat-water boats)

last summer broke the leash on a 12' laird trying to catch a set wave

near makaha.

fucking sucks swimming about two hundred yards over shallow reef with

an expensive paddle in one hand.

however, i'd be psyched to be doing just that right now!

600#gorilla wrote:fucking sucks swimming about two hundred yards over shallow reef with an expensive paddle in one hand.

Good trick -- stick the paddle down the back of your shorts so that it goes along one leg (blade up by your shoulder). Makes swimming a LOT easier.

wish i would have thought about that........!

then again, might not have worked - i was swimming on my back because it was too shallow to swim on my belly and too gnarly to try and walk for a good stretch.

was so psyched - the board miraculously escaped any dings.

(especially not good when borrowing)

Gorilla... I have a 1985 Bic windsurfer and a tall guy canoe paddle I will let you have for free if you come pick it up. The windsurfer even has those foot straps so it's tougher to flip off and break your leash. Once you get your balance, you can just cut them off.

Seriously bro. Set you up at a price your wife likes.

How do those massively wide boards handle waves? Cadillac style?

fully cadillac style.

Lox wrote:Gorilla... I have a 1985 Bic windsurfer and a tall guy canoe paddle I will let you have for free if you come pick it up. The windsurfer even has those foot straps so it's tougher to flip off and break your leash. Once you get your balance, you can just cut them off.

Seriously bro. Set you up at a price your wife likes.

they will fit nicely on the top of my crazy ass RV.

are there any easy slabs in flag that i can climb (you know, compared to those mini caves that you guys post pix of all the time) ?

would be nice to climb in flag.