Pounds baby, pounds.

Who is the heaviest? Who is the lightest?

Go on a diet
1
4%
195-205
3
12%
185-195
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No votes
175-185
2
8%
160-175
7
27%
150-160
8
31%
135-150
2
8%
125-135
2
8%
100-125
1
4%
Need a sandwich
0
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby Tronic » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:51 pm

zirc wrote:weight is irrelevant

light
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby Tronic » Sat May 26, 2012 2:07 am

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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby Lox » Sat May 26, 2012 7:04 pm

niceporch wrote:I'm in a vest made of muscle.


It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.

I'm 155 when not climbing as much and 165 when swole up. I think polling at 160 would skew your poll.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby jlane » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:17 pm

AlwaysLimping wrote:i most likely have the largest quads on this site.
highly fucking doubtful your chicken legs are the largest. I'm checking in at 205 and deadlifting your fat mom for reps.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby toivo » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:42 pm

Couple of bike rides and rollerskis and back at 145.trim for the summer, season of love.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby AlwaysLimping » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:23 am

Dude, deadlifts are for fat fucks trying to counteract their 8hr-cubicle-officeslug metabolism.

Ill drop my modest 35lb kettlebell on your dad's chest, right after I smear my shit all over his soft, gray-tufted titties.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby jlane » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:27 am

AlwaysLimping wrote:Ill drop my modest 35lb kettlebell on your dad's chest, right after I smear my shit all over his soft, gray-tufted titties.
If you somehow get into the Panamanian prison / hellhole he currently resides in and live long enough to get close to him, I'd suggest dropping the kb on his head while he is asleep and pray it works and there aren't any witnesses. The shit smearing? you might want to pass on that to raise your overall survival chances and minimize being dismembered and thrown in that nights stew. good luck. tell me how it goes for you.

Better option for your fecal proclivities would be to contact peck. What the hell is a little 35lbs kb used for? An anal plug to keep your prolapse packed in during your oh so hard days of <sic> mining? c'mon comrade, man the fuck up.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby stonefiend » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:29 pm

I walk around 155... fighting weight 135.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:09 am

Jesus man, eat a sammich.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby John Wayne » Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:52 pm

Cardboard_Dog wrote:Jesus man, eat a sammich.



he just told you he is 20lbs overweight.

sammich not necessary.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby 600#gorilla » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:50 pm

hah, i just checked what i wrote at the beginning of this thread and apparently i gained a bunch of weight, lost a bunch, and now i'm 5 lbs heavier than then.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby AlwaysLimping » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:15 pm

'oh so hard'

hard isnt a word I would use to describe mining. Moving furniture is hard..mining is fucking terrible dude. Please dont pretend like you can weigh in with an opinion cause you worked for a contractor on your summers off from school. You limpwristed cunt, whens the last time you sweat and bled besides a fuckin flapper? Judging a guy for working at a gear shop, thats a real piece of shit IMO. Dude is living the dirtbag dream, money cant buy memories of living among some of the illest rock in the country. You sound like a 200lb sweaty milky mess, owned by his suit and his mortgage.

Look at criz, dudes a yuppie but hes cut to shit. Like christian bale in american psycho. You can learn too bro. Dont just stare at it......EAT IT
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:21 pm

It's hot outside. Criz likes dudes. Thats how he stays sw0le.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby John Wayne » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:26 am

they still make yuppies?
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby Lox » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:20 am

yup!
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby skav » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:16 pm

Jlane's 'hard' days involve staring at spread sheets and maybe raising his voice at some helpless Indian technician when the steam wand on the office espresso machine doesn't work.
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby AlwaysLimping » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:33 am

Stupid question, but whats the hardest you guys have heard of a 200 lb dude climbing? Its gotta be a pretty rare thing, in 2 years of climbing I've only seen 1 man that size really pull down anything cool. Big blonde dude probably 6'3 easily 220, and he fuckin cruised dirty white boys and a couple others on carriage rd. Nothing too crimpy though. It must become impossible at a certain point. People hating on the ashima v13 got me thinking...I mean, most of the v-double digit climbers are what, 140 lbs? The way these guys feel about ashima...well I kinda feel the same about them you know? Jealous as hell that I have to watch what I eat to get anywhere near 185
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:09 pm

in Hard Grit there's a guy who has to be 230 .. serious beer gut. He pulls down several hard climbs, a couple FA's . some of them 5.14a/b or there abouts. And those are grit routes with minimal pro. It can be done. Not by me tho ..
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby ScreamingMedic » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:56 pm

a friend of a friend is pretty hefty/husky looking and pulls down some serious vgradz.

i believe in the power of the bear...
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Re: Pounds baby, pounds.

Postby Tronic » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:59 pm

Fingers hated me while sending V7s in the 212 days.
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