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Hey guys, just wanted to remind everyone stuck in their offices, or the heat, or rain or choss or shit.

That Im continuing to have the best summer evar.

KTHXBYE



































Leavenworth, in a few weeks.

It's like a photo documentary of how much more rad limestone is that whatever choss everyone else is climbing.

HoleeSheet. Vicarious pleasures.

Lox wrote:It's like a photo documentary of how much more rad limestone is that whatever choss everyone else is climbing.

theres only like 3 limestones in thar...

I know.

But look how rad they are compared to the chossy sandstone and granite slabs and liptraverses!

Your "best summar evar"= my normal summer.

Just sayin.

this entire thread is one giant photo dab.





















dumbass, you can't go double posting your pix on the same forum.

we saw them the first time, we liked them and -duh - we know you're having a good summer. now go smoke a binger and mellow out already.

oh, and quit pulling a me and return your messages, hoser

ScreamingMedic wrote:oh, and quit pulling a me and return your messages, hoser

Last I heard from you was you were leaving WA.. it costs me to text...

hweight wrote:Your "best summar evar"= my normal summer.

Just sayin.

Awesome! What boldering destinations are your touring this summer?

turned into a gorgeous and brief day in the woods

flailing on projects and VB circuits all of the days

<3 squish

Well, I... I mean... You're--- ah, dammit.

Your photos need more vignetting. MOAR.

whateverz.

i'm just going to wait right here for the climbing season to come to me.

niceporch wrote:fucking hipsters. i keep my pics blurry.

my summer: nrg > swpa > gunkz > rumney > rmnp

next stop, autumn in the southeast. soo fuckin' good.

rumney and you don't call? bitch. you know i'm always looking for a swole pad caddy.

WTF are you doing with pads in Rumney?

EMA: Answer your phone ya fuckin' hippay!

meh. i was just looking for a reason to hang up on you.

niceporch wrote:fucking hipsters. i keep my pics blurry.

my summer: nrg > swpa > gunkz > rumney > rmnp

next stop, autumn in the southeast. soo fuckin' good.

All I read are strings, choss, wet choss with strings, scenesters.

AND YOU HAVE A WEAK UPPER BODY

ipoach wrote:That Im continuing to have the best summer evar.

While I'm happy for you, you continue to have no clue.

actually, i'm having one of the best summers evar.

yeah, sure, i'm old and fat (sort of)

and sure -

i'm formally unemployed (for at least another month, or so...)

but,

i'm self employed

i have two awesome little kids that i'm summer schooling and teaching to swim

i have a pool pass to an outdoor pool with 50 meter lanes for swimming and a shallow area that my kids use to meet other kids to hang out with plus a 25 meter indoor pool with diving boards. now, i'm not the only mr mom, but next to. did i mention that utah moms are really young!

i have a sport climbing partner with a park pass for state parks

i have transplant friends that are psyched to explore summer utah boldering

i have an awesome garage gym and a friend that flows me the best holds and boldering pads known to man (thanks revolution/pusher! http://www.revolutionclimbing.com/)

i just got sponsored by snowbird for another year for contributing photos to their marketing force. (thanks snowbird! http://www.snowbird.com/index.html)

i didn't change my old ten speed in to a fixie and i'm psyched because it would have been totally retarded

i go riding every day and sometimes twice

i just drank a $6 bottle of south african shiraz

and

every time you bing

i either just binged

or am just about to.

fuck i'm going to hate going back to work,

eventually.

did i mention my kids are awesome?

thanks for reminding me to smell the roses!

fuck, my tan is world class - beyotches!



i'm the black zonker harris.

oh yeah,

and i have a pass to the summer Outdoor Retailer Show

http://www.outdoorretailer.com/summer_market/#

and i haven't even picked it up yet.