Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby stonefiend » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:11 am

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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby malachi » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:29 am

Did he choke on an underage boy in a pirate costume?
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Postby RockPharmer » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:41 am

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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby Lox » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:32 am

His heart stopped because he heard boy pants were half off at JC Penny.
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby crampon » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:00 pm

what about all the 12 year old wieners he ate?
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby stonefiend » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:41 pm

they all done gone bad.
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Postby the other scott » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:29 pm

great, no Michael Jackson fans here I guess. Well just one. RIP
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby slim » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:37 pm

two. RIP big nosed MJ.
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby evil temptress » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:12 pm

Remember gathering at a friend's house to watch the premier of the Thriller video. RIP
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby wild beast » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:44 pm

if a shit eating retarded cocksucking no-count worthless non-bouldering posering fuckface like "actionhero" agrees with me, i have to delete it. DE. FUCKING. LETE.

action.. i never understood your place here, aside from being an ultra-overplayed out "just another" Loxcocksucker. you make me sick.
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby actionhero » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:14 pm

Damn. I was with you right up until the end, amazed that no epithets or hate was effusing out...

97% beautifully said, WB. Possibly the greatest talent I will ever experience in my life.
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby bolderer » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:58 pm

I heard that MJ is going to be recycled into shopping bags so he can still be white, plastic, and dangerous to children. Too soon?
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby wild beast » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:24 pm

bolderer wrote:I heard that MJ is going to be recycled into shopping bags so he can still be white, plastic, and dangerous to children. Too soon?


not if you are in the 7th fucking grade! ;)

my theory on the nose: COCAINE


OMG... i am like astounding with my insite!
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby wild beast » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:45 pm

i guess it's better than shanking and buttfucking eachother.

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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby pander » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:15 pm

the michael jackson i loved died a LONG time ago
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby lerp » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:25 pm

tenderoni, you got to be
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby RockPharmer » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:09 pm

not been a good week.

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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby Bug » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:35 am

bolderer wrote:I heard that MJ is going to be recycled into shopping bags so he can still be white, plastic, and dangerous to children. Too soon?


Nah, even Garrison Keeler on Praire Home Companion made a MJ joke yesterday. Something about being rich enough to worry about how your nose looked...

opps, I guess I'm out-ed about listening to Praire Home Companion

Poor Farrah, her whole "Life with Cancer" show got stepped-on badly...
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby jlane » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:20 pm

in all my meetings I now demand that an empty seat at the head of the table be reserved for the "spirit of Jacko".
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Re: Yo Michael Jackson dead.

Postby skav » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:33 pm

Do you demand a booster seat in the chair next to that one?


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