unisex bathroom

What do you think?

It should be down when you leave, regardless.
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Leave it up.
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39%
Walk in and start pissing, regardless of toilet seat location.
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6%
Always piss sitting down.
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11%
 
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unisex bathroom

Postby hweight » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:28 pm

We've a got a unisex bathroom at work. What's the rule on leaving the toilet seat up? I mean, I'm a guy, and I don't want to have to lift it every time I need to piss; nor do I want to put it back down when I finish.

However, I've been taught that at home, it's proper to put the seat down after I'm finished.

Is it a common courtesy thing? Is it a chivalry thing? Is none of it applicable because I work for an equal-opportunity employer?
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby nebraskaclymber » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:33 pm

In nebraska, our women look like men so all our bathrooms are unisex!
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby Lox » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:46 pm

Man can lift it with their feet. Women have to put it down by hand.

In other words, leave it up.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby pmahnn » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:23 pm

Lox wrote:Man can lift it with their feet. Women have to put it down by hand.

Unless they're handicapped, women should just as easily put it down with feet as we put it up.

Take it off entirely. Make them stand.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby Lox » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:25 pm

Skirt and high heels and you think she's going to hike one up far enough to get the seat down?
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby hweight » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:39 pm

niceporch wrote:reminds me of when i lived with a chic in college.



You lived with a sheik? Nice.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby pander » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:00 pm

weird.

there was no vote for "remove seat entirely from bucket and replace lid."
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby wild beast » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:36 pm

Lox wrote:...

In other words, leave it up.



HHAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!! that elicited a hardy chortle from cockles of my heart.

who shits and pisses in the bathroom anymore? i do all that in my OFFICE

seat up/down is kinda interesting subject. an old friend of mine (male) would always be like "put the seat down", even in my place. and i'm like "why? there ain't a woman in the house??" stupid.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby phUnk » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:44 pm

pmahnn wrote:Unless they're handicapped, women should just as easily put it down with feet as we put it up.


Footwork is important.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby skav » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:54 pm

Putting the seat down prior to flushing limits the number of pinkeye inducing shit particles that go airborne.

WB: If you don't put the seat down you're a genuine shiteater.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby Lox » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:28 pm

I walked in today and found my terlet seat at home up. This happens with increasing frequency since the ol' snip-snip. I thought of this thread and decided to give'er a go. Whipped out the jimmy and... oh snaps, errant lefthand miss in the bathroom trash! Splash effect!

Ladies... trust me when I say tis a mixed blessing indeed.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby Tobitab » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:37 am

Just leave it up. if women piss they put the seat down and if men piss they put the seat up. it's just fair. Dental Santa Clara Dentist Hayward
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby pmahnn » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:31 am

Lox wrote:Skirt and high heels and you think she's going to hike one up far enough to get the seat down?

She'll do what we say she will.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby thulsadoom » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:22 pm

my old room mate, this obsessively clean passive aggressive dude from Singapore, once called a house meeting and tried to institute a rule of sit-down piss only. No joke. When no one except the one girl who lived with us held to the new rule he started leaving sticky-notes on peoples doors. Eventually he just moved out.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby VTP » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:30 pm

singaporeans are obsessed with cleanliness. chewing gum is outlawed, spitting is punishable by fine, everything that is remotely dirty is punishable by fine come to think of it...i lived there for two years.

drug trafficking, they mf hang you. ocd in the states is just the norm over there. it was an extremely clean place to live, pleasant even.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby Lox » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:32 pm

The sticky note roommmate is the worst. I had one my freshman year of college. She would sticky note the inside of the cabinets with "PLEASE CLOSE, PAYING TO A/C INSIDE CABINETS = $$$."

Combined with the fact she was an opera major, she was probably the most annoying roommate I ever had.

She moved out after I accidentally melted one of her hair extensions.

Good times.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby pmahnn » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:55 pm

Lox wrote:She moved out after I accidentally melted one of her hair extensions.
More detail of this destruction, please.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby Lox » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:03 pm

Oh man she had these horrible red hair extensions that were made of braided plastic hair. She looked like a reggae raggedy anne. Horrible.

One day she cornered myself and another roommate in the kitchen to screech at us about something or the other. Somehow, one of her extensions was very close to a gas burner that wass on, and started to melt. I saw the whole thing went down, poked my roommate, had a good laugh while it was melting, and said nothing. This means it was my fault. The best was she didn't notice until the realization of what the smell actually was hit her...

I wonder what happened to that crazy bitch.
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby Pru » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:45 pm

skav wrote:Putting the LID down prior to flushing limits the number of pinkeye inducing shit particles that go airborne.


this, but edited for accuracy
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Re: unisex bathroom

Postby RockPharmer » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:16 pm

Lox wrote:Oh man she had these horrible red hair extensions that were made of braided plastic hair. She looked like a reggae raggedy anne. Horrible.

One day she cornered myself and another roommate in the kitchen to screech at us about something or the other. Somehow, one of her extensions was very close to a gas burner that wass on, and started to melt. I saw the whole thing went down, poked my roommate, had a good laugh while it was melting, and said nothing. This means it was my fault. The best was she didn't notice until the realization of what the smell actually was hit her...



great laugh. thanks
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