I fucking hate mini van driving whores

I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby Pru » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:50 pm

and I hate you, too
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby Lox » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:35 pm

Could you have ridden it out on a dualsport bike, instead of that vibrating bed you're riding?
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby hweight » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:19 am

I was once a mini van-driving whore. That was a FUN road trip.
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby Betty » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:20 pm

When I was a teenager I'd ride in an awesome EuroVan that would get really bad shakes around 120mph. Geez I miss that!
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby Pru » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:30 pm

Lox wrote:Could you have ridden it out on a dualsport bike, instead of that vibrating bed you're riding?


I'm thinking yes
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby Lox » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:31 pm

BMW GS1100 UPGRADE !!!!!!1111111

And I'm glad you're at least well enough to type... :)
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby Pru » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:34 pm

Lox wrote:BMW GS1100 UPGRADE !!!!!!1111111

And I'm glad you're at least well enough to type... :)

I'm afraid I'm stuck with this ride for the forseeable future. 2 brats to put through college and all.

Thanks. I'm okay, just bruised to hell and regretting that I was too in shock to yank that stupid bitch out of her minivan by her blonde hair before she fled the scene
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby joy » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:50 pm

hit and runs are a no-no. file a police report pru.
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby joy » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:51 pm

also: get in chat
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby joy » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:51 pm

triple post!
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby pmahnn » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:58 pm

Triple post glorification is worthless now that the post rate is 1.34 per day.
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby stonefiend » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:17 pm

wish i had a sick minivan:

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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby stonefiend » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:28 pm

yo this van is sick too:
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby Pru » Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:15 pm

stonefiend wrote:wish i had a sick minivan:

be sure to add the motorcycle scoop option

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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby VTP » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:37 pm

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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby jeezer » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:39 pm

Minivan lady was to busy watching your ass and not the road.
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby drater » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:41 am

hate fucking mini van driving whores FTW
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby pmahnn » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:02 pm

Dear Pru,

How are you feeling?

Kind regards,
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby Pru » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:12 pm

pmahnn wrote:Dear Pru,

How are you feeling?

Kind regards,
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Aw, thanks for asking, peemahn! I'm okay. Still bruised and sore but went swimming today for the first time since the spill and it went okay. I drove the car (rainyish here) and on the way home another mini van driving whore (ON HER FUCKING CELL PHONE) turned left in front of me - cut off 2 lanes of traffic coming at her, totally oblivious. I was SOOOO tempted to t-bone her bitch ass, but I'm tired of being injured so I slammed on my brakes.
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

Postby hweight » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:24 pm

Pru wrote:
pmahnn wrote:Dear Pru,

How are you feeling?

Kind regards,
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Aw, thanks for asking, peemahn! I'm okay. Still bruised and sore but went swimming today for the first time since the spill and it went okay. I drove the car (rainyish here) and on the way home another mini van driving whore (ON HER FUCKING CELL PHONE) turned left in front of me - cut off 2 lanes of traffic coming at her, totally oblivious. I was SOOOO tempted to t-bone her bitch ass, but I'm tired of being injured so I slammed on my brakes.


Teaching some oblivious fuckhole a lesson in self-awareness=/= your health. Good call.
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