dating non-climbers

dating non-climbers

Postby stonefiend » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:18 pm

rather... non-outdoorsy non-climbing people that don't understand.

i mean... they can be awesome but have no concept of the lunacy we behold the way good stone is orgasmic as cytherea is to squirting.

i smash testicles into the stratosphere.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby pmahnn » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:20 pm

it's a lot easier to date a non-climber now that I don't climb

Hey lox, I'm ready for my v0- tour! <3
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby hweight » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:29 pm

Serious answer: Like everything else, it depends, though, personally, unless that person enjoys not seeing me every weekend/summer, it's probably not going to work out.

Flippant answer: What's "dating"? Is that like fucking?
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby elblat » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:32 pm

It may seem like a problem early in the relationship but if it gets serious it's good to have your own thing to do. I mean what happens when she gets much better than you and you do nothing but spot/belay all the times?

Plus you get to oogle all the young fit climber chix and don't have to do it in front of the wife (even if she's cool with that, there is some guilt nonetheless).

The biggest problem I think is if you wanna go somewhere and there is nothing really to do but climb there. Like I imagine Bishop or El Paso would get boring pretty quick without the rocks?

My wife is a trooper for going up to Emerald Lake with us and sitting in the wind/snow while we stroked our egos on jugs. She says she had fun... and I would've bailed if she expressed displeasure. But that area is so beautiful that perhaps most people feel like it's a gift just to be there. At least I did.

So in summary I don't feel that it's a negative thing to date non-climbers.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Ikefromla » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:26 pm

elblat wrote:The biggest problem I think is if you wanna go somewhere and there is nothing really to do but climb there. Like I imagine Bishop or El Paso would get boring pretty quick without the rocks?

My wife is a trooper for going up to Emerald Lake with us and sitting in the wind/snow while we stroked our egos on jugs. She says she had fun... and I would've bailed if she expressed displeasure. But that area is so beautiful that perhaps most people feel like it's a gift just to be there. At least I did.

So in summary I don't feel that it's a negative thing to date non-climbers.

Seriously. My girl trudged up to the top of West Mountain with us to suffer the howling wind and watch us fall off of Huecooler and the German Peter Project. A real trooper. She has fun playing with the camera at least. And yes, as much as I try to get her more interested in climbing, it is kind of nice to have our own things. Pretty much agree with everything you said elblat.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby blimp » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:28 pm

Ikefromla wrote:fall off of Huecooler and the German Peter Project.



AHEM no longer project. thank you very much.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby elblat » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:30 pm

blimp wrote:AHEM no longer project. thank you very much.


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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Ikefromla » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:32 pm

But it WAS a project when she was watching you fall off it.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Lady » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:42 pm

Ikefromla wrote:Seriously. My girl trudged up to the top of West Mountain with us to suffer the howling wind and watch us fall off of Huecooler and the German Peter Project. A real trooper. She has fun playing with the camera at least. And yes, as much as I try to get her more interested in climbing, it is kind of nice to have our own things. Pretty much agree with everything you said elblat.


Dude, that is no lie. I was there that day, that day sucked, and your girl was a hell of a lot cooler about it than I was, and I do climb. (Also she looked a hell of a lot better in tights than I ever have. Your girls wins in pretty much every category.)

I wouldn't be able to date a non-climber guy. I couldn't handle being able to do something athletic that my man couldn't do. I'd start expecting him to do all the cooking and cleaning, and ignoring his attempts at conversation unless I wanted sex.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Ikefromla » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:23 pm

Lolz
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Lox » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:39 pm

Feelin' the vibe, huh.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby dm » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:50 am

Lady wrote:
Ikefromla wrote:Also she looked a hell of a lot better in tights than I ever have.


PICS OR INVALID.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Ikefromla » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:21 pm

i didn't say that, Lady did. why you be misquoting me? She loves tights/leggings. no photos for you. only me.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby VTP » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:01 pm

i have no preference whether they climb or not. but, if they dont climb, good cooking is nice. older women are hotter to me too, idk why. smart ones are always better...always.

the only major conflict is how to allocate vacation days. so far...ha.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby KIX » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:12 pm

dating? lol

my heart is as cold and hard as the piece of pilfered Okanogon gneiss under the seat in my truck.

cash. coke. hookers.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby drater » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:09 pm

KIX wrote:my heart is as cold and hard as the piece of pilfered Okanogon gneiss under the seat in my truck.


you die now.

read the signs motherfucker: no removing mineral, animal or vegetative material. violators will be prosecuted

fondling mine now...
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby pmahnn » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:49 pm

I used to date a non-climber. And then she experienced rocks whilst in the Flagstafflands. They were slabby, but rocks nontheless. She was psyched and wanted to go climbing all of the days. Now I'm dating a sorta-climber.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby evil temptress » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:21 pm

Can only be considered a climber if she would still continue to climb even if you broke up.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby pmahnn » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:32 pm

My poseurness infects like H1N1.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:03 pm

I've given up on the climbing girlfriend in favor of a girlfriend who is beautiful and intelligent. More intelligent than myself. She is not in the least bit athletic. But she will go to the crag with me and enjoy being outside. She just brings something to read. Love.

And she drinks MacCallan.
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