Bear Valley Boulder Bash

[Airdo]

What: 4th Annual Bear Valley Boulder Bash
When: October 3rd, 2009
Where: Bear Valley, California (Central Sierra Nevada on Highway 4 at 6900ft.)
Cost: $30 (includes lunch, t-shirt & donation to the Access Fund)
Why: $1500+ in cash & prize, plus a lot of fun
More info: http://www.adventuresportsfestival.com/bouldering.html
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NODyyNmuJ9M

[ScreamingMedic]

if slabs are all anyone ever climbs there then you might as well just send me the money because i am pretty good at slabs and i can even hang off of vertical rocks and rocks that are overhanging but only a little

i train everyday on my pull up bar

it would save me the trip and entrance fee and you the embarrassment and entrance fee

[toivo]

clearly, the winner by default.

pay up airdo.

yay access! gotta get that in.

[ScreamingMedic]

give me the access fund money too

papas got some shiny boulders need developin'

boulders don't pay for themselves

you can even have access when i'm done

[ScreamingMedic]

maybe

[Airdo]

You gotta turn in a score card to get paid. Real simple actually.

[pmahnn]

lock immediately.

Do it then.

[Airdo]

Whatever. I thought you folks liked to climb?

[STFU]

i like to climb all of the days, however your bash is 742 mi – about 12 hours 20 mins from Flagstaff

i mean, fuck

[Airdo]

Excuse me. I forgot that the world revolves around you. FYI - it's a big world out there!

[pmahnn]

Maybe WB isn't actually the reason no one posts her anymore.

[Lox]

Excuse me. I forgot that the world revolves around you. FYI - it's a big world out there!

Not big enough to leave Flagstaff for chosssssssssssssssssssss.

[Ikefromla]

Ha! Even after being outed in UC, I don't see the number of posters here increasing by much.

[elblat]

Frail-minded, grade-inflating ego-driven cowards avoid this hole-in-the-wall dive. Sometimes the piece of dented tin we call a door is opened and a random n00b peers into the gloom. He or she sees our haunted but vicious eyes, ravenous for tender psyche to burrow into. Unwilling to tick the jug, give a power spot, or often not even bother to put our pretentious but potent beer down long enough to give any spot at all, calling dab at the slightest and usually imagined transgression, brutally and painfully honest, we are the embarrassing uncle of the climbing family, amusing and tolerated but always staggering along that fine line between affection and molestation.

[RockPharmer]

that was beautiful... </tear>

[elblat]

that was beautiful... </tear>

You're beautiful. Or at least, it's so fucking sexy when you cry.

[Lox]

I just realized we are like the American Legion of the rockclimbing world. A buncha crusty ol' vets, sitting around drinking MGD and waiting for Friday's Fish Fry. I have this one story about the Battle for Hueco, where I painfully recount my speech at the public hearing for the umpteenth time. I'm always pissed because Elblat has to get up to empty his colostomy bag at the good part every damn day. Later, WB will overturn the bridge table because of the "shiteaters."

[pmahnn]

Fuck bridge. Let's play skip-bo!

[Airdo]

Too funny, I have Skip-Bo sitting on the kitchen table right now.