Twitter

[evil temptress]

any twitter gurus on here? I have some questions about how it could be used for neighborhood watch.

[skav]

Twit.

omgz lurk0rz in the alley
nowai wut 1?
w8 short haired bitch in shwr agn
pix or stfu!
nvm was nasty
ohnoe mai houz is robbed!

[evil temptress]

Well, that is what I am trying to prevent since some guy was shot while mowing his lawn in the middle of the day.

I guess I should have just sent a PM to shaft and blimp, the only computer smart guys on here.

[skav]

Maybe you should move instead of using a retarded social networking service to prevent getting gutshot.

OHNOEGUNFIRELETMEBLOGABOUTIT!

[evil temptress]

That is a great way to deal with shit, just run away!

[Lox]

I believe it is impossible for individual humans to entirely escape the possibility of falling victim random acts of violence.

Maybe just scan the horizon whilst mowing, and should a predator appear, flee to the safety of your den.

[evil temptress]

Already got an answer. Thanks dude!

[Lox]

I think all you biddies just want to track the UPS guy so you can preswoon and do your hair up.