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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:31 am
by pmahnn
squirt puke squirt puke squirt
squirt squirt squirt puke squirt squirt squirt
might be cholera
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:48 am
by automated
Pink cleanser water
Frothy in the pristine bowl.
Ah! The day's first poo.
**Posted from the bowl**
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:51 pm
by RockPharmer
rumble rumble plop.
plop plop plop squeeze plop plop plop.
don't forget: wash hands.
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:16 pm
by malachi
the sweats keep coming
cramps like snakes in my belly
thousand words for poo
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:01 am
by Cardboard_Dog
gripped with cripp-ling pain
feels like rocks in my anus
this shit is heinous
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:22 pm
by 600#gorilla
trip to the dog park
with a black plastic baggy
holding a dog poop
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:56 am
by Lox
a soft something gives
everything slips and is out
shape of intestines
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:36 pm
by zirc
Squeezing for my life
receding pain as I push
boulders through my pipes
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Mon May 07, 2012 9:20 pm
by zirc
Pale rider on the
Wind of yesterday's farts falls
Splashing wearily
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Tue May 15, 2012 11:17 am
by John Wayne
just sitting outside
house uninhabitable
deadly flatulence
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Tue May 15, 2012 3:05 pm
by ScreamingMedic
Coffee and Bacon.
A poo haiku dream is made
of such things as these.
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:44 pm
by RockPharmer
A brand new commode.
Low flow tank, quiet close seat.
Hell yeah I'll hit that.
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:13 am
by Cardboard_Dog
I once pooped a poop
That smelled like fresh cut roses
Happy Valentine's day
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:01 pm
by ScreamingMedic
Fred Meyers shit stop
On the way to the boulders
Better now than later
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:28 pm
by 600#gorilla
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:52 pm
by Lox
X=3
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:17 pm
by RockPharmer
I think i just passed a brown brick,
So foul I may need a medic.
So just shut your yap,
Cuz your haiku is crap,
This here's a shit limerick.
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:56 pm
by skav
traversing until it hits
and boils out suddenly
turkey tanks terror
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:18 pm
by 600#gorilla
Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.
Posted:
Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:36 am
by stonefiend
fuck haiku
your ass is spittin' as you run to
bushes by the drive thru.
like 'ole daze.
giver..