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Posted: **Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:31 am**

squirt puke squirt puke squirt
squirt squirt squirt puke squirt squirt squirt
might be cholera

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:48 am**

Pink cleanser water
Frothy in the pristine bowl.
Ah! The day's first poo.

**Posted from the bowl**

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:51 pm**

rumble rumble plop.
plop plop plop squeeze plop plop plop.
don't forget: wash hands.

Posted: **Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:16 pm**

the sweats keep coming
cramps like snakes in my belly
thousand words for poo

Posted: **Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:01 am**

gripped with cripp-ling pain
feels like rocks in my anus
this shit is heinous

Posted: **Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:22 pm**

trip to the dog park

with a black plastic baggy

holding a dog poop

Posted: **Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:56 am**

a soft something gives
everything slips and is out
shape of intestines

Posted: **Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:36 pm**

Squeezing for my life
receding pain as I push
boulders through my pipes

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2012 9:20 pm**

Pale rider on the
Wind of yesterday's farts falls
Splashing wearily

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2012 11:17 am**

just sitting outside
house uninhabitable
deadly flatulence

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2012 3:05 pm**

Coffee and Bacon.
A poo haiku dream is made
of such things as these.

Posted: **Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:44 pm**

A brand new commode.
Low flow tank, quiet close seat.
Hell yeah I'll hit that.

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:13 am**

I once pooped a poop
That smelled like fresh cut roses
Happy Valentine's day

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:01 pm**

Fred Meyers shit stop
On the way to the boulders
Better now than later

Posted: **Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:28 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:52 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:17 pm**

I think i just passed a brown brick,
So foul I may need a medic.
So just shut your yap,
Cuz your haiku is crap,
This here's a shit limerick.

Posted: **Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:56 pm**

traversing until it hits
and boils out suddenly
turkey tanks terror

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:18 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:36 am**

fuck haiku
your ass is spittin' as you run to
bushes by the drive thru.

like 'ole daze.

giver..

poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.