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Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:02 pm**

Such bitter tannins
Acorns make your poop turn green
Edible wild plants

Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:06 pm**

did i eat dairy?
i don't think i had any...
oh shit, not again

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:32 am**

read five seven five
literary digestion
Your haiku is shit

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:46 am**

yeah, umm, that was not directed at you chum.
just a thread appropriate haiku in b.com style.

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:56 am**

you guys are dabberz
stick to the haiku format
oop, got to go poop!

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:42 pm**

I pooped a poop
Oh sad and lonely.
She, long and thin
and shaped like a conely
I flushed the memory,
but her smell still lingers

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:39 pm**

is that in like an

iambicpentameter

po em or what, huh?

Posted: **Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:17 pm**

eenie meenie moe
shit breakfast pick a zone go
climbing leavenworth

Posted: **Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:09 pm**

600#gorilla wrote:is that in like an

iambicpentameter

po em or what, huh?

yes

Posted: **Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:41 am**

A crew forms and good
To go climbing I must do
Gnarr I want to poo

Posted: **Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:37 pm**

urgent appointment
opportunity window
quad espresso mach

Posted: **Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:00 pm**

I pooped a poop that
went all the way to China
haiku from japan

Hai!

Posted: **Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:25 pm**

three days of curry
both delicious and spicy
makes a quick exit

Posted: **Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:22 pm**

poop so relaxing.
tensions relieved, cares forgot.
nearly fell asleep

Posted: **Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:22 pm**

oh magic sensor,
i stand and instantly you
flush away my work.

Posted: **Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:41 pm**

niceporch is the one
so full of haiku poo koo
so raw, so stinky.

makes one wonder, Hmm.
too many pizzas from the
dominoes pizza?

Posted: **Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:15 pm**

Liquid bubbles pop
My ass erupts angrily
Foaming at the mouth

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:52 pm**

grr rumble rumble
sweat cramps groan grunt hershey squirts
fecal explosion

Posted: **Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:32 pm**

the land of buddha
filled with garbage and good food
fecal curry pain

Posted: **Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:15 pm**

India, oh yeh...
You think the curry burns you?
You have cholera.

poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.