poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

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Postby malachi » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:16 pm

the sweats keep coming
cramps like snakes in my belly
thousand words for poo
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:01 am

gripped with cripp-ling pain
feels like rocks in my anus
this shit is heinous
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Postby mountainz » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:11 pm

Lightly, she taps door.
I say, "No," and kick it shut.
Bitch, I am shitting.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby 600#gorilla » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:22 pm

trip to the dog park

with a black plastic baggy

holding a dog poop
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Lox » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:56 am

a soft something gives
everything slips and is out
shape of intestines
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Postby zirc » Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:36 pm

Squeezing for my life
receding pain as I push
boulders through my pipes
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Postby zirc » Mon May 07, 2012 9:20 pm

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Postby John Wayne » Tue May 15, 2012 11:17 am

just sitting outside
house uninhabitable
deadly flatulence
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby ScreamingMedic » Tue May 15, 2012 3:05 pm

Coffee and Bacon.
A poo haiku dream is made
of such things as these.
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Postby mountainz » Tue May 15, 2012 8:14 pm

enigmatic bug
hits you in the stomach hard
hence black hole poo jet
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Postby RockPharmer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:44 pm

A brand new commode.
Low flow tank, quiet close seat.
Hell yeah I'll hit that.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:13 am

I once pooped a poop
That smelled like fresh cut roses
Happy Valentine's day
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby ScreamingMedic » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:01 pm

Fred Meyers shit stop
On the way to the boulders
Better now than later
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Postby 600#gorilla » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:28 pm

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Lox » Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:52 pm

X=3

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby RockPharmer » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:17 pm

I think i just passed a brown brick,
So foul I may need a medic.
So just shut your yap,
Cuz your haiku is crap,
This here's a shit limerick.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby skav » Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:56 pm

traversing until it hits
and boils out suddenly
turkey tanks terror
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Postby 600#gorilla » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:18 pm

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby stonefiend » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:36 am

fuck haiku
your ass is spittin' as you run to
bushes by the drive thru.

like 'ole daze.

giver..
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby zirc » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:31 am

tonight i ate tons
tomorrow i'll squire it out
long bottom brown buns
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