poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

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Postby zirc » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:26 pm

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby RockPharmer » Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:45 am

5-4-3-2-1
first poo of 2-k-10, y'all
oh yeah: sechrist out.
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Postby zirc » Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:39 pm

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Postby RockPharmer » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:16 am

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Tronic » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:40 am

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Postby Tronic » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:15 am

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poop comes back to stain your eyes
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby bostonlurk0r » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:13 pm

Fuck you, boldering.
I spent the last five minutes
thinking about poop.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby wild beast » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:57 am

bostonlurk0r wrote:Fuck you, boldering.
I spent the last five minutes
thinking about poop.


that is what shiteaters do! think about it, dream about it, sleep in it, eat it, post pics of it, smear it on their walls, decorate the house with it.... just love love love that shit. can't get it off their minds.
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Postby bostonlurk0r » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:52 pm

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Postby automated » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:55 pm

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Postby pmahnn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:57 am

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Postby 600#gorilla » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:20 pm

one hundred lil shits

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