poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Tronic » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:45 am

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Tronic » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:15 am

careful what you post
poop comes back to stain your eyes
retinal trauma
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:58 pm

take one bottle wine
drink it to the bottom, son
soft serve out the bum
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby bostonlurk0r » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:13 pm

Fuck you, boldering.
I spent the last five minutes
thinking about poop.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby wild beast » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:57 am

bostonlurk0r wrote:Fuck you, boldering.
I spent the last five minutes
thinking about poop.


that is what shiteaters do! think about it, dream about it, sleep in it, eat it, post pics of it, smear it on their walls, decorate the house with it.... just love love love that shit. can't get it off their minds.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby bostonlurk0r » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:52 pm

You know if you shoot yourself in the same place enough times, you'll make a diamond.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:24 pm

i like that.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby automated » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:55 pm

Summer morn. Pale bowl.
Waiting for desecration.
I hear the dove's cry!
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby pmahnn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:57 am

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby ipoach » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:26 pm

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:32 pm

you have a rectal piece?
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby 600#gorilla » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:20 pm

one hundred lil shits

too many jalapenos

must run one oh one
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:14 pm

one poop, two, and three
serial comma farting
defecation marks
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Tronic » Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:02 pm

Such bitter tannins
Acorns make your poop turn green
Edible wild plants
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby skav » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:06 pm

did i eat dairy?
i don't think i had any...
oh shit, not again
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:56 am

push, groan, sweat, fight it
unfold the colon in spurts
cheeto shits -- the worst
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby KIX » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:32 am

read five seven five
literary digestion
Your haiku is shit
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:33 am

it is 5-7-5.

you're getting to old to read, chap.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby KIX » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:46 am

yeah, umm, that was not directed at you chum.
just a thread appropriate haiku in b.com style.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby 600#gorilla » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:56 am

you guys are dabberz
stick to the haiku format
oop, got to go poop!
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