poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Tronic » Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:02 pm

Such bitter tannins
Acorns make your poop turn green
Edible wild plants
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby skav » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:06 pm

did i eat dairy?
i don't think i had any...
oh shit, not again
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby KIX » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:32 am

read five seven five
literary digestion
Your haiku is shit
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby KIX » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:46 am

yeah, umm, that was not directed at you chum.
just a thread appropriate haiku in b.com style.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby 600#gorilla » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:56 am

you guys are dabberz
stick to the haiku format
oop, got to go poop!
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:42 pm

I pooped a poop
Oh sad and lonely.
She, long and thin
and shaped like a conely
I flushed the memory,
but her smell still lingers
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby 600#gorilla » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:39 pm

is that in like an

iambicpentameter

po em or what, huh?
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby KIX » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:17 pm

eenie meenie moe
shit breakfast pick a zone go
climbing leavenworth
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:09 pm

600#gorilla wrote:is that in like an

iambicpentameter

po em or what, huh?




yes
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Tronic » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:41 am

A crew forms and good
To go climbing I must do
Gnarr I want to poo
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby KIX » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:37 pm

urgent appointment
opportunity window
quad espresso mach
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:00 pm

I pooped a poop that
went all the way to China
haiku from japan


Hai!
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby skav » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:25 pm

three days of curry
both delicious and spicy
makes a quick exit
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby RockPharmer » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:22 pm

poop so relaxing.
tensions relieved, cares forgot.
nearly fell asleep
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby RockPharmer » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:22 pm

oh magic sensor,
i stand and instantly you
flush away my work.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby 600#gorilla » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:41 pm

niceporch is the one
so full of haiku poo koo
so raw, so stinky.

makes one wonder, Hmm.
too many pizzas from the
dominoes pizza?
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby zirc » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:15 pm

Liquid bubbles pop
My ass erupts angrily
Foaming at the mouth
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby RockPharmer » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:52 pm

grr rumble rumble
sweat cramps groan grunt hershey squirts
fecal explosion
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby pmahnn » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:32 pm

the land of buddha
filled with garbage and good food
fecal curry pain
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Lox » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:15 pm

India, oh yeh...
You think the curry burns you?
You have cholera.
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