poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby zirc » Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:17 pm

hemorrhoidal lube
red water destroys the joy
makes the colon coy
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby bazo qop » Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:13 pm

The third eye blinks
and fills with stink
Where the cat drinks..
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:20 am

fractal shit is here
iterative nut clusters
plosh in the piss pool

string-theory shit too
10 dimentions of pure stink
all smell like your mom
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:25 am

lol

killin' me!
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby mountainz » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:26 am

ELUSIVE TRIPLE POST
ELUSIVE TRIPLE POST
ELUSIVE TRIPLE POST
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby wild beast » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:10 pm

a shit eater like lox will never post in here 'cuz he loves shit so much he abhors the thot of making fun of it.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby wild beast » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:13 pm

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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Lox » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:34 pm

Jesus Fucking Christ.
Do you ever stop your whine?
Your whole state is choss.

Plus, you got it all wrong.
I'm more libertarian.
We hate liberals.

You want security,
Caliconservative doosh.
You eat the most shit.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby skav » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:39 pm

using bundled twigs
to wipe your delicate ass
may leave some splinters
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Postby Tronic » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:19 am

A hole in the sand
Filled with secretions from glands
All you understand
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Postby pander » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:28 pm

Tore up my asshole.
triscuit induced fat sinker.
I pushed through the pain.
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Postby pander » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:30 pm

Blood in the water.
My ass was lascerated.
I could need stitches.
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Tronic » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:57 pm

For dinner was had
Slippery breaded okra
Effortless poodles
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby malachi » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:05 pm

the gasp. the relief.
but then - oh my god the stench.
flush or run? no win.
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Postby RockPharmer » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:31 pm

straining and pushing
a tear and a smile escape
crippled with relief
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby STFU » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:45 pm

el pasito shits
befouling park headquarters
no ventilation
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:48 pm

blessed poo hai-ku
b dot com your toi-O'-let
push return to flush
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Postby zakaspfc » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:05 pm

A big cheese burger
Plop! splash as water it hits
Courtesy flush, please
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Re: poo-ku thread, so raw, so stinky.

Postby pander » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:02 am

you see a bucket
i also see a bucket
full of miracles
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Postby STFU » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:29 am

you see a toilet
I see a bucket of shit
full of parasites
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