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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:06 pm
by FreeHueco
True dat. The only way to be authentic anymore is to stick to climbing chossy ice filled cracks at 18,000+ feet.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:02 pm
by mountainz
speaking of bros, i generally avoid patagonia dooshbaggery with the exception of the rugged vintage (circa 80's?) pilled-out fleece jacket I found in a northern NH thrift shop and wear like every day in the fall aaand a few free items of schwag from my last retail gig but ... last week riding back to the car after a long mtb ride i passed a patagucci hat that had been run over a few times lying in the gutter obviously blown off the head of a drunk frat boy in the back of a new silverado and left for dead cause daddy'll just buy me a new one. but i turned around to snag it of course. all smashed up. broken mesh. creased bill. nicely sun weathered. so i washed that bitch up and put it on and you know it looks real nice in a kooky sort of way.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:30 pm
by FreeHueco
mountainz wrote:speaking of bros, i generally avoid patagonia dooshbaggery with the exception of the rugged vintage (circa 80's?) pilled-out fleece jacket I found in a northern NH thrift shop and wear like every day in the fall aaand a few free items of schwag from my last retail gig but ... last week riding back to the car after a long mtb ride i passed a patagucci hat that had been run over a few times lying in the gutter obviously blown off the head of a drunk frat boy in the back of a new silverado and left for dead cause daddy'll just buy me a new one. but i turned around to snag it of course. all smashed up. broken mesh. creased bill. nicely sun weathered. so i washed that bitch up and put it on and you know it looks real nice in a kooky sort of way.



If I'd known you were into trashed hats, I'd have saved the Patagonia hat my dogs used to play tug-of-war for you.

Arc'teryx is the new douchebag brand.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:25 pm
by mountainz
save me a dead dog.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:09 pm
by zirc
mountainz wrote:save me a dead dog.

i am. can't wait to make you choke on his ashes.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:25 pm
by mountainz
dog ashes are my spinach.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:11 pm
by Lox
Worst superpower ever.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:50 pm
by mountainz
whatever gets the forearmz swole. ah ga ga ga.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:28 am
by RockPharmer

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:06 am
by mountainz
No chance your hipster chalk demo is gonna get me to switch from the tried and true 1 lb of Frank Endo blocks.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:39 pm
by Lox
Preach the truth brother-man!!!!11111111

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:19 am
by FreeHueco
mountainz wrote:No chance your hipster chalk demo is gonna get me to switch from the tried and true 1 lb of Frank Endo blocks.



Truth... I bought a pound of Bison chalk some time during Clinton's first term, and it's still in the garage. I keep getting the blocks of Endo.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:57 am
by mountainz
if you greasing on my proj
i'm a beat you like a dog
if you sliming up my crimps
i'm a beat you like a pimp

they got tubes of liquid chalk
drying agents in that chalk
they got white in plastic jars
hipster chalk is too bizzare

(x2)
We got blocks
and blocks
and blocks
of Endo

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:56 pm
by FreeHueco
Just get a holster for this on your "chalkbag strap".

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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:54 pm
by mountainz
spray it in a hipster's eyes.

i'm down.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:14 pm
by Lox
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Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:19 pm
by FreeHueco
Always, I repeat, always have a backup can of WD-40...

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:18 pm
by Lox
Saw a well-coiffed noobgirl today come out the locker room in black ballet stirrup leggins and a midriff sweater. Her friend was tagging along as one would expect. I watched her toss her hair, giggle to her friend and casually slide her bare feet into a pair of rental shoes.

Girl... that's NASTAY.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:02 pm
by toivo
she will probably win.

Re: will n00bs ruin climbing?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:30 pm
by Lox
No one wins in this scenario.