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Postby stonefiend » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:19 pm

Bananas seem more like gourds than fruits. I used to love oranges in the morning, but now i just eat meat and fish. wtf.
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Re: fruit

Postby RockPharmer » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:58 pm

gourds? what fucking kind of bananas are you eating?
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Re: fruit

Postby stonefiend » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:59 am

They just aren't fruit-like. No juices or crispness.

Never heard them called banana-fruit.
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Re: fruit

Postby FreeHueco » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:17 pm

Read your dictionary...

Gourd-like, eh? Have you been prancing around Berkeley in your penis gourd made from a banana skin?
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Re: fruit

Postby stonefiend » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:23 pm

I WILL SNAP NECKS WITH MY BANANA GOURD!
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Re: fruit

Postby slim » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:55 pm

take a lithium and all will become clear.
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Re: fruit

Postby AlwaysLimping » Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:36 am

Just discovered sunshine raspberries, my new favorite. Possibly GOAT fruit
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Re: fruit

Postby AlwaysLimping » Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:41 pm

Scratch that. NZ diva apples are unfuckwithable
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Re: fruit

Postby slim » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:19 am

Gourds. Go wash some windows stoner.
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Re: fruit

Postby AlwaysLimping » Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:14 pm

Your mom loves gourds. Big, dark, veiny ones.
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Re: fruit

Postby Lox » Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:59 am

engourdged?
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Re: fruit

Postby RockPharmer » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:42 pm

With the bumpy bits
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Re: fruit

Postby AlwaysLimping » Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:50 pm

Just bought a dozen apples from the local farmers market. Tatted up blond bish manning the table assured me they were great. They taste like clumps of dirt.
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Re: fruit

Postby AlwaysLimping » Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:49 am

Honeycrisps. Drool
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Re: fruit

Postby toivo » Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:19 pm

ferment the apples first, then bring back pie.
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Re: fruit

Postby Tronic » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:39 am

Kiwiberries
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