Climbing Fucking Season

[KIX]

in america no one stands at the train platform, the airplane gate or the freeway on ramp yelling bon voyage.

french is/are stupid.

[600#gorilla]

Lol. the only thing that is stupid is your bad attitude.

[KIX]

really? bad attitude?

merely a perception.

i'd work on that, but I really dont give a fuck.

[Lox]

Get a room you two!

[KIX]

its not my fault he's the only one left that reacts to my taunts.

[Cardboard_Dog]

and he'll continue to until you get a room and give him what he wants. in the butt.

[600#gorilla]

and he'll continue to until you get a room and give him what he wants. in the butt.

please don't confuse what you want with what i want.

[peck]

Ah, old love. Two wrinkled old men clasping each other in a seedy airport bathroom desperately attempting to hork down enough viagra to raise their useless shriveled "manhood." It's a beautiful thing.

[TIM]

peck the poet

[600#gorilla]

i swear my stance was narrow.

[600#gorilla]

A snipe hunt, a form of wild-goose chase that is also known as a fool's errand, is a type of practical joke that involves experienced people making fun of credulous newcomers by giving them an impossible or imaginary task. The origin of the term is a practical joke where inexperienced campers are told about a bird or animal called the snipe as well as a usually preposterous method of catching it, such as running around the woods carrying a bag or making strange noises such as banging rocks together. Incidentally, the snipe (a family of shorebirds) is difficult to catch for experienced hunters, so much so that the word "sniper" is derived from it to refer to anyone skilled enough to shoot one.[1]

A wild goose chase can also be more serious, either a deliberate attempt to thwart an opponent by sending him/her off on a quest based on misinformation, or a mistake on one's own part leading to a hopeless quest.[2]


basically, it was a swing and a miss.

nice walk in the woods, though.

i figure you fags would get a boner out of that.

[skav]

I do have a boner, but couldn't be bothered to read that long post. Give me the short version.

[VTP]

there are actually North American birds with the name Snipe such as the Wilson's Snipe.

to be able to shoot the beak off a snipe is how the army would practice sharp shooting. aka "snipers".

final jeopardy question couple years back. i kno shit.

[Cardboard_Dog]

i swear my stance was narrow.

I have to doubt this. No real pleasure can be derived from the narrow stance. It's really just a form of hospitality.

[600#gorilla]

yo, cardboard doggy dog.

Wide Stance 2468 up, 481 down
October 1, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
buy wide stance mugs, tshirts and magnetsA euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted. This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall. Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

so, again, i swear, i had a narrow stance.

i swear!

[VTP]

a shame climbing season matches up just about perfect with hunting season.

birds will die this year. birds will DIE.

[600#gorilla]

Yeah. Not too bummed about the finger since i got an early start on the seanon in CO. pscyhed on mtbing right now. i will reemerge stronger than ever.

couldn't even spell season, beyotch.

[600#gorilla]

i say in your case it's freudian.





or, even, fruityan.

[600#gorilla]

[actionhero]

That looks like some amazing slap-slap-slap action.