List of suspected and verifiable climbing LIARS - CALLED OUT

[Cardboard_Dog]

YOU GO NOW! you be here 4 hr!

[Cardboard_Dog]

This code does not work with this shittaY!!!! link


there are no words ... really. But Slabby has a few choice ones at the top of the comment box. Very nice Mr. Dyno.

[pmahnn]

Low tide send for the extra V rating.

[Cardboard_Dog]

the points have to come from somewhere cuz they're not coming from those jugzz ..

[zirc]

http://deadpointmag.com/climbing-videos/watch/bouldering-florida-one-none

you can't make this shit up, i'm telling you

[Lox]

I love the v11 grade spray on a roof where your hands and feet literally disappear into every hold.

It's not like ANYONE will actually go there and try to find this choss to confirm it, except those dudes who want to do "a v10 in every state" or somesuch nonsense.

edit: Oh now this makes SO MUCH SENSE. I can see these d-bags now, at the gym, talking to the gumbies about how yeah brobrah I wanted to climb a v10 in ever state, and I would have made it if not for Florida. Oh really the gumby says inevitably, what about Florida, no rocks? No, bro... all they have there is a v11. Sprayyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

[jimmychuck]

I think this has got to end. How do you know it's not v11? Have you done it?
This guy is for real. I climbed with him back in the day and he crushed all the shit I was working. I saw him almost send the polish traverse in central park which is solid v7! I am just sayin....

[zirc]

by for real, you mean he exists, takes up space in the world right? you also watched him flail all over komos roof or watever, unable to do a move on it, and then claim to send it the next day when no one was there. i got you nailed jimmy, with a nail punch.

but you're right, we need to all go to florida immediately to validate. you can't really tell from the video how hard it is. those jugs are probably hella hard to hold soaking wet with no chalk.

[Lox]

This has got to stop, criz. GOT TO STOP.

How do you know all three moves in Florida don't link up to a v11?Q?Q?Q??

[jimmychuck]

See! even you admit it COULD be hard. Fern roof looks easier than v10!!!

[Lox]

No, Fern Roof actually LOOKS hard:



Notice how the climber's hands are not in the hold up to his wrist. Notice how he is making a full extension move. Notice how you can see the hold he is moving to is a crimp with a small lip, where he will probably have to control a rip against that left hand pinch.

Florida choss looks nowhere near as hard as Fern Roof. But again, who the hell is going to go try to find it an repeat it? Spray away... I'm sure the homegym gumbalos love it.

[jimmychuck]

First off: that is the v14 sit start by my friend Nick and secondly apples and oranges don't make lemonade.
Chris is strong and has a long list of hard send all over the country including Hueco (slashface!!) so I think he is in a solid place to grade hard sends. What are you "the guy who grades from the couch" ?
Like all things in history time will tell the true story.

[Lox]

Oh wow, some Chris Redmond fanboi choking on Chris' cock all over this thread.

You said the magic words too... "he has a list of hard sends all over the country." Claiming v11 in Florida is doing exactly what it is supposed to do: impress gumby douchebags like you.

[jimmychuck]

Respecting people is not the same as being a fan. Why are you wanting me to be a cocksucker? I think your a jerk and you need to calm down. I am trying to make a point and you are reverting to name calling. You want proof but you insult Chris's send without proof.

[pmahnn]

I'm the only one here who can decide what the reality is. An independent 3rd party, if you will.

That florida bullshit is v1- tops.

V11 if you climb it at high tide, though. Underwater on one breath. It should also be called HOW YOUR MOM BLOWS ME.

[jimmychuck]

another couch grader? where are all your videos of hard sends? who are your sponsors? everybody is a fucking critic. I stand by the word of every climber. If they are lying then let God and their own conscience be the judge and jury. Let he who casts the first stone....

[pmahnn]

another couch grader? where are all your videos of hard sends? who are your sponsors? everybody is a fucking critic. I stand by the word of every climber. If they are lying then let God and their own conscience be the judge and jury. Let he who casts the first stone....

Couch? Bitch plz. I grade from my office chair.

[Lox]

I don't want you to be a cocksucker, Jimmy. As a fanboi, you just are.

I'm just stating my experience: that I have never seen a "v11" with such few moves on such massive holds with such giant footholds.

And lords knows no sane climber with a love of climbing quality routes on quality stone is going to travel to stupid Florida to confirm this. So expect it to be confirmed by numberchasing D-bags who need that 50th state double digit send to validate an existence based on giving hard-ons to people like jimmychuck, back in the gym, after their "climbing trip" to Florida.

[jimmychuck]

I will tell you what, my family vacations in Florida three times a year (my grandparents live in Tortles Beach Sub$$$) so I will personally make it my mission to second them shits or drown trying. deal? until then, just step off!

[pmahnn]

Lox, you just got served. You better step.