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by **zirc** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:48 pm

Climber, route/problem, witness

Ok here goes.

niceporch, black boulder at the gunks, no one of course.

by **ipoach** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:44 pm

Oldskool was calling Ike out for not actually sending some Black mtn choss

by **stonefiend** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:57 am

criz, midnight lightning, me.

Merry Xmax brother!

by **blimp** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:54 pm

bteamer, barefoot, *fell* off the top, not dropped off the jug.

by **ipoach** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:48 pm

Oh snap! That's some serious invalidity.

Maybe next time bteam..

by **Mr. Natural** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:18 pm

ha. done 'em all.

i dare you. double dare!

by **Ikefromla** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:57 pm

ipoach wrote:Oldskool was calling Ike out for not actually sending some Black mtn choss

Funny. I think I've met the guy once, years ago and not at Black. I actually hope you're joking. I am more than open about my failures and they are numerous. I will happily go back and repeat any of the problems that I have done for him.

Speaking of calling someone out: http://www.ukclimbing.com/news/item.php?id=59419

I actually hope he sent, but the odds don't stack very highly in his favor.

by **600#gorilla** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:30 pm

oh yeah, i believe he did all those things because i can relate. i sent action direct and ran a sub 4 minute mile, too. same day, in fact.

by **Chris Sharma** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:12 pm

Shawn Diamond, resolve and whatever else out west no one ever saw him do, random trustfund babies
Bob Van Belle, iron man traverse - end - stand start, crumbling granite pebble
John Heggland, his entire 8a card, a computer screen
Josh Newman, V12's, Ashton Kutcher
Jasmine Voyager, Space Odessey V10, Christine Forrorher
Chris Redmond, anything over 7c, a video camera that runs out of batteries at crux moves

DO I NEED TO GO ON?!!??

by **toivo** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:36 pm

the forthrightness is appreciated. thanks for coming out.

by **RockPharmer** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:03 am

emphasis on coming out.

by **Cardboard_Dog** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:01 pm

too many to mention - soo many dabs - dabbers

by **Ikefromla** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:01 am

One time in Hueco I thought I might have dabbed on a problem (no, not Choir Boys, that shit was 110% legit and Slim can testify to that), and my spotter screamed "There was no dab! I saw no dab! Send! Send!" so I did.
I felt so invalid (I mean, I must have dabbed if the spotter was SO serious about me not having done so, right?) that I went back and repeated the problem the following year. It was necessary to clear my conscience.

Also, one time I fell off the top of Rumble without a spotter and I almost seriously fucked myself up.

by **malachi** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:45 pm

Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire

by **Cardboard_Dog** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:24 pm

Still no video BTW.

by **efff** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:33 pm

the josh newman reference is awesome!!!

by **RockPharmer** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:34 pm

efff wrote:the josh newman reference is awesome!!!

you know every one of your "FAs" is up for validity debate, right?

by **Ikefromla** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:54 am

malachi wrote:Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire

are there even photographs of this climb out there?

by **efff** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:12 am

RockPharmer wrote:
efff wrote:the josh newman reference is awesome!!!

you know every one of your "FAs" is up for validity debate, right?

there are some on this board (rockpharmer and ozfactor) who can't even repeat my FAs. upgrading like whoah!!!

by **Lox** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:18 pm

Ikefromla wrote:
malachi wrote:Louie Anderson, Refiner's Fire

are there even photographs of this climb out there?

No, but there are plenty of photos of Louie Anderson:

I'm doubting he climbed anything there wasn't an all-you-can-eat buffet on top of....

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