dating non-climbers

Re: dating non-climbers

Postby evil temptress » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:21 pm

Can only be considered a climber if she would still continue to climb even if you broke up.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby pmahnn » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:32 pm

My poseurness infects like H1N1.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:03 pm

I've given up on the climbing girlfriend in favor of a girlfriend who is beautiful and intelligent. More intelligent than myself. She is not in the least bit athletic. But she will go to the crag with me and enjoy being outside. She just brings something to read. Love.

And she drinks MacCallan.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby VTP » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:54 pm

= mandatory date night before and after any climbing trip....asdf.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Betty » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:23 pm

I always said I'd never date a non-climber (after some "Oh, now we're dating, so you'll quit climbing and just go to the movies with me, right?" kind of guys). Now I'm married to a non-climber. But he's a cyclist. So the time we're not together (most evenings and weekends), he's on a bike, and I'm climbing. He gets the madness and obsession. And the bitchiness that comes out when I haven't touched rock in too long. Cause he's the same way on a bike. So when he's moody, I tell him to go for a spin. When I'm moody, he tells me to go climb.

The only weird part was when we started dating and he didn't really know my male climbing friends. So it was the "Why would you rather spend your weekend with him than with me?" Now that he knows them really well though, he understands that it's not the guy that I want, it's the rock.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Tronic » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:54 pm

A girlfriend once accused me of "cheating on her with climbing"!
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby slim » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:58 pm

Did you fuck climbing or just get a blow job?
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Tronic » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:38 pm

The whole pig
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby suzieq » Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:18 pm

VTP wrote: older women are hotter to me too, idk why. smart ones are always better...always.


Maybe there is hope for us "older, smarter" ones after all. Woo hoo! Added bonus: I climb!
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby slim » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:06 pm

b.com the relationship site for tards.

I smell a hookup!
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby actionhero » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:34 pm

WB and Lox can be the spokescouple for our advertising.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Lox » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:18 pm

Nah. I don't date short people.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby hweight » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:57 pm

Lox wrote:Nah. I don't date short people.



You're missing out; we're quite nimble.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby Lox » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:10 pm

Whatevs, weeman.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby hweight » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:33 pm

I'm big in Japan.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby skav » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:51 am

Smaller than most of the Japanese I know as well.

Big in a pygmy colony, maybe.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby hweight » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:11 am

I'm big somewhere, dammit. Think of somewhere malnourished; yeah, I'm big there.

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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby pmahnn » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:36 am

hweight wrote:I'm big somewhere, dammit. Think of somewhere malnourished; yeah, I'm big there.

You'd be big in North Korea, then.
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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby niceporch » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:46 pm

hweight wrote:I'm big in Japan.


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Re: dating non-climbers

Postby joules » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:21 pm

climbing community too small. outside the box.

it's not like i climb anymore or anything. i'm a fat fuck gym rat these days. i have failed b.com.

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